How come C3PO can use contractions?

[Mentalist]

LOL

 

[Gagh]

FUCK THAT GOLD CUNT THREEPIO WITH HIS STUPID FUCKING RECTANGULAR OPEN MOUTH WAITING FOR SOME DROID WITH A RECTANGULAR METAL COCK FUCK ALL DROIDS FUCKING PUSSY CUNTS AND FUCK YOU ALL ROO !i! ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[Dr Dave]

R2 what are you doing too that console ?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away gay, robots roamed and fussed and fretted and never got laid.

I'd be using contractions too. And drinking heavily.

 

[The Question]

I watched a football team playing football with a football that was suspiciously similar to Anthony Daniels' head. But they broke that, so they had to use the C3PO helmet that his head was in instead.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I PUT MY HAND IN A PUDDLE OF GOO AND IT WAS MY BEST DROID'S FACE

 

[The Question]

Was it goo and... mucelage?! :scared:

 

[Dr Dave]

Did the goo burn you ?

 

[CaptainWacky]

IF GOD EXISTS, EXPLAIN VOLCANOES?

 

[The Question]

^^Godzits.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IF GOD EXISTS, EXPLAIN GODZILLA.

 

[Gagh]

FREDDIE FLINTOFF FOR PRESIDENT OF ENGLAND!

 

[Tyrant]

You can't fail!

 

[Gagh]

NEITHER CAN REEVES & MORTIMER!

 

[whisky]

Apart from teh countless times they did.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU WOULDN'T LET IT LIE

 

[Gagh]

BOOST BARS ARE SOLD TO FUND THE IRA.

 

[CaptainWacky]

COLM MEANEY LOVES THEM