How come Jack still has a buzz-cut?

[Big Dick McGee]

They're supposed to have been on the island for some 45 days. My hair would be woofin' by then, no matter how short it was when I crashed. OMG GAPING PLOT-HOLE!!

 

[Cassie]

The polar bear chews his hair off every week.

 

[whisky]

I think he donates his hair to Sawyer, which would explain how he had normal hair when the plane crashed, and hair half way down his back now.

 

[headvoid]

Click to see where the creators discussed this very point

 

[CaptainWacky]

They have razors in the hatch, Locke was seen shaving once.

 

[whisky]

Theres a difference between shaving, and cliping and maintaining a number 2 haircut

 

[CaptainWacky]

WE HE USES A COMBO OF SCISSORS AND RAZORS AND KATE'S TEETH

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OBVIOUSLY SEVERAL OF THE MALE CHARACTERS ARE COCKSMOKING CLOSET HAIRDRESSERS YO

 

[Ishcabittle]

NOT ALL HAIR DRESSERS ARE COCKSMOKERS, EGGS, GAWD. WELL, ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE, I'LL GIVCE YOU THAT.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THE COCKSMOKING ONES ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO WILL BE HONEST WHEN YOU LOOK HIDEOUS. IT GIVES THEM AN ORGASMIC RUSH.

 

[Tisiphone]

Which is why they intentionally fuck your hair up!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Not if you tip well. Or if you're hot and leave your legs open under the smock.

 

[Tisiphone]

Well, how does that help me if they're cocksuckers? I'll have to invest in a strap on.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They're kind to women! They're not like those Korean nail bitches!

 

[Tisiphone]

LoL. True, true.

But then, I don't get my nails done since the fumes in those places give me horrible headaches. BITCHES!