How come

[Tisiphone]

I never get to caption Regis & Kelly when Rupert Grint's on? CONSPIRACY

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Is that today? The listings say Russell Crowe...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Holy crap, Regis suddenly started looking old this year...

 

[Tisiphone]

No, it's next week. I only caption Regis on Thursdays, so that's why I'm bitching.

 

[Cock]

what do you mean, 'caption'?

 

[Internet Troll]

!

 

[Tisiphone]

what do you mean, 'caption'?

I provide their thought bubbles on TV.

 

[Cock]

can you try to work the word 'cock' in there somewhere Thursday?

 

[Tisiphone]

The game cocks might be playing this weekend. I'll see what I can do.

 

[Cock]

that would be cocktastic

 

[Dr Dave]

Holy crap, Regis suddenly started looking old this year...

They must be filming in HD now.

 

[Loktar]

I never get to caption Regis & Kelly when Rupert Grint's on?

After expressing your dislike of Snooki and/or Ellen, can you blame them?

They don't want you captioning Rupert Grint saying "I love Tisiphone" or something like that.

 

[Tisiphone]

But I've got Chris Pine on Ellen today.

Oh, the things I could make him say. HE'S MY PUPPET NOW PUPPET I SAY

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I CAN ADMIT IT NOW ELLEN -- I TURNED ZACH QUINTO GAY LOL POOP.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

By the way, Ellen is having that chick who guessed the puzzle with one letter on Wheel of Fortune on her show today -- HOWCUM SHE CAN BE ON BUT NOT YOOO?

 

[Tisiphone]

IT'S A CONSPIRACY

I maintain that chick cheated. They showed the clip. Very suspicious...