How did Conchaga attack Tisiphone?

[Grandtheftcow]

That’s turn domestic violence into a fun thread by reconstructing (making up) the events surrounding the attack and how it was carried out.

I think he busted in through the bathroom wall Kool-Aid man style while Tisiphone was on the crapper and attacked by sitting on her chest while slapping his penis off her forehead. When she complained of a headache his mission was complete and he vanished into the woods.

 

[DarthSikle]

menty drove him over in the getaway car

 

[Sarek]

In the back alley, he beat her with a Barbie doll and her luxury townhouse, then he escaped in Barbie's pink Corvette.

 

[Laker_Girl]

With his public warning here at TK you'd think Tis would have gotten the fuck out of Dodge or called the police well in advance. That's why this whole thing is just a steaming pile of hoax poo.

But were Greg to attack Tis I say sniper rifle from the across the street neighbors bushes. One clean shot to the head while she was gleefully posting. Except it didn't kill her, she turned back from taking a drag off her cigarette in the nick of time and it just grazed her scalp and ear.

 

[Starship Coyote]

I think he beat her with jack.

 

[Friday]

In the conservatory with a candlestick.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

In the conservatory with a candlestick.

While the butler mounted her?

 

[Grammour Boy]

Conchaga escaped out of the US under heavy disguise with a fake passport. He booked a one-way flight to Heathrow where upon landing he rented a Range Rover and drove to Liverpool where he looked up Grammour Boy's address, and....

 

[Grammour Boy]

 

[Grammour Boy]

Conchaga has huge fingers.

 

[Gagh]

Five-Star Frogsplash off the top of the refrigerator.

 

[VKD]

 

[Donovan]

That’s turn domestic violence into a fun thread by reconstructing (making up) the events surrounding the attack and how it was carried out.

I think he busted in through the bathroom wall Kool-Aid man style while Tisiphone was on the crapper and attacked by sitting on her chest while slapping his penis off her forehead. When she complained of a headache his mission was complete and he vanished into the woods.

I fucking hate when that happens...

 

[Donovan]

Think he'll write a book called "If I did it" now?

 

[jack]

I think he beat her with jack.

I think Tis caught Greg with his dick cock locked in "blondie" (on loan from CU) and he got angry....so angry that it made him come forcefully inside the doll causing it to explode from the force of the ejaculate, injuring her with steel shrapnel flying everywhere as a result.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I think he tied her, blindfolded & IV'ed, to a commode in an empty room and played, on a multi-cd-changing boombox set to Repeat All, the audiobooks of "Fountainhead" and "Atlas Shrugged" until her skull burst like a ripe pomegranate.

 

[eloisel]

Since neither are posting, I'm guessing he attacked her with his detachable penis, she took it away from him and shoved it down his throat. He died happy, she's in jail.

 

[jack]

what the helll is that in your av, wheezie?

 

[Conchaga Mark 2]

I punched her in the mouth.

 

[eloisel]

what the helll is that in your av, wheezie?

It is a flash/thumb drive. It is one of the things I'm giving myself for Christmas - that, a new cell phone, and a new graphics card on my laptop - oh, and I'm going to pick up some old lady jammies to sit around the house in while I play World of Warcraft and kick serious ass with my little Night Elf Priestess self.