How did the Wicked Witch avoid water her whole life?

[CaptainWacky]

srsly

 

[starbys]

That's why she was green.

 

[Gagh]

It's a good question. How did she drink?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe she inhaled two atoms of hydrogen and then one atom of oxygen and mixed them around inside her.

 

[Gagh]

What, and just hoped hey'd meet up and know what to do?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe she ate ICE?

 

[Gagh]

What happened when it melted?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes, that is a problem, but maybe the water only hurts her when it hits her skin and it's okay internally?

 

[starbys]

SHESA ALIEN!

 

[Dr Dave]

Perhaps it is only magical rain that kills her?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Actually, she was fine with water EXCEPT for that one bucket of enchanted water that was sitting in the corridor of her castle that she had always meant to tell one of her monkeys to pee in to counteract its properties.

 

[Dr Dave]

When you fail to plan, you plan to fail.

 

[Cassie]

I bet she was smelly.

 

[starbys]

Bet she had mushrooms growing between her toes. Why would Dorothy wear shoes after that other witch?! How nasty...

 

[Yub]

I bet she has a magical sonic shower and drank the blood of innocent frogs or something.

 

[starbys]

Or maybe she used a lot of lotion.

 

[The Tomtrek]

FUN FACT: The Witch was originally going to carry an umbrella (to stop water) but it was changed to a broomstick so as to make her more witch-like.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And more retarded