How evil is Jermaine "Hitler" Jackson?

[headvoid]

He watches Halloween then re-enacts certain scenes scaring the shit out of jermajesty.

 

[whisky]

He uses live hamsters as condoms when he rapes nuns

 

[CaptainWacky]

He kicks puppies at schoolchildren. Then shoots them.

 

[headvoid]

The children or the puppies?

He has an eventual evil plan to name every child in the world after him.

JerJames, JerChris, JerJohn - etc.

Soon armies of Jers will report their parents into "Big Jer" for thought crimes

 

[Cassie]

He uses babies instead of marshmallows and roasts them over open fires.

 

[CaptainWacky]

^BOTH! He shoots right through the puppy into the child.

Those maracas he was shaking were filled with his father's brittle bones.

 

[headvoid]

Jermaine "never waste a bullet" Jackson

He was once asked about the future and he said

Imagine a sequin studded cuban heel boot crushing into a face, forever - that is the future

 

[CaptainWacky]

He provides the voice for fictional character "Chris Martin from Coldplay".

 

[headvoid]

I'm stunned with that last one. What a bastard

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's the onle who made Pringles so addictive...and also made it so they give you diarrhea.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

The Jerm knows where Hoffa's buried and ate Lindburgh's baby.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

As previously revealed by the MF, he orchestrates all the racism in the world.

He was the 18th hijacker.

George Bush was actually likely to turn out to be one of the most eloquent, erudite presidents in the history of America, that is until Jermaine fucked his nose.

 

[headvoid]

When Michael bought the Beatles back catalogue Jermaine bought the rights to the Mysteron Music

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He kicked Germaine Greer in the teeth for standing too close to his name.

 

[CaptainWacky]

^That would be an act of GOODNESS!

His hair can cure cancer but he refuses to donate it to medical science because "bein' bald ain't fly."

 

[headvoid]

He created LaToya out of spare body parts found in a Chicago nightclub then attached her to a deisel generator before shouting

I HAVE CREATED LIFE HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!111!!! Woot!!!11!

Then encouraged her career in whaterafl;asjflaksfjlkajfklsajk

 

[CaptainWacky]

He taught Robbie Rotton how to be, well, Rotton.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He freed the slaves. Then shot them.

 

[Mentalist]

He wouldn't open Calvin Harris' Jam on Jam TV and then proceeded to destroy the tape after raping and murdering the camera man and giving Katy Perry and Calvin Nipple Twisters before running off screaming about directing Moonwalker 2 with Little Richard.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He whispered to Shilpa Shetty that she should pretend Jade Goody was being racist to her "just for a laugh, like."