How I became...Zombie Superman

[Zombie Superman]

It was Luthor.

He infected Jimmy, who infected me.

I killed Luthor, but then couldn't resist my hunger.

I flew to Lois, at war with myself.

She offerred herself to me.

Bruce had put a kryptonite bomb on her.

The whole buiding went up.

I wish I had, too...

 

[Cassie]

Oh... I take back my welcome. You are retarded.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Multiple origin stories. A comic tradition.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Good lawd stopit now before DC gets wind of this.

Can you imagine INFINITE ZOMBIES?

 

[Zombie Superman]

Actually, yes. I can indeed.

 

[Zombie Superman]

Oh... I take back my welcome. You are retarded.

Please don't, pretty lady.

Zombie Superman needs some love.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MAYBE HE WAS JUST GETTING UP TO FIDDY POSTS

 

[Zombie Superman]

I can neither confirm nor deny that.

Though I can confirm that it didn't do shit for me...

 

[Ishcabittle]

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