How is Dylan doing?

[headvoid]

He's doing fine. He likes to keep himself to himself. He's a big fan of guns and that seems to keep him busy.

Do we have to worry about him?

Nah, here, I can send you a picture of him.

Did you get the picture of him I just sent?

Yes, er.. Yes I did.

 

[FBI parte due]

Dylann Storm Roof.

 

[FBI parte due]

The RICHARD MCBEEF of 2015?

 

[Cassie]

DO YOU SEE THE EVIL GOOSE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He probably got vaccinated and that's why he turned out wrong, nothing to do with racism.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Dylan, an admitted racist mass murderer, has been escorted by a police guard and given a bulletproof vest to wear while being transported. When they had to bring him back to South Carolina to be arraigned, they took a chartered jet.

Meanwhile, cops are killing black people in the streets for selling unpackaged cigarettes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

At least the apple didn't fall from all branches of the tree.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Cassie]

Mike Huckabee wishes more people had been waving guns around in that church.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yes, because a free-for-all shootout that leaves dozens dead is more American than a simple single-shooter mass murder.