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HOW IS SIR ALAN GOING TO PICK AN APPRENTICE OUT OF THIS LOT?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Seriously, they all suck, LOL TRADITIONAL WEDNESDAY APPRENTCIE THREAD I HATE LIFE AND WANT TO SMASH MY OWN FACE IN!?
 
The fact that he's going to given any of them £100k is pretty woeful.

JADEAN TO BE SHOT DEAD IN A DRIVE BY?
 
Tre and Gazel are going to fight! ASIAN SCOTTISH VERSUS ASIAN ENGLISH WAR!
 
I resisted The Apprentice. I can't stand Donald Trump so it wasn't hard. I hope your version of it is better than ours.
 
Do Vince McMahon and Umaga make guest apperances on yours?
 
No.. wait yes I think they do.
 
Adam's making children cry in his lion suit.
 
Sonia Jackson got fired. Grimey lives another day?
 
Yup, Grimey survives for another week, but for how long? The preview for next week's made it look like she was getting fired. :(

I was disappointed that Sonja J got fired, but the other woman was hilarious. What's with that accent?

Gagh said:
The fact that he's going to given any of them £100k is pretty woeful.

JADEAN TO BE SHOT DEAD IN A DRIVE BY?
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I'd pay good money to see an episode where Jadean, Buttons, Mal, Jethro, Ieuan, Ann, Eggs, O'Neill and yourself have to sell fursuits and various other furry paraphernalia at a very special exhibition centre convention.

Versus various TBBS alumni just to keep it competitive.
 
Naomi will win because Alan fancies her, same mistake he made last year the bastard.
 
The only ones I think he can really go for are Naomi because she's sort of attractive, or the woman with the gigantic schnozzle who I can't remember the name of. The posh bloke would probably do, but he's posh, so Sralan will probably boot him out before long.

He says he doesn't care where they're from, but that's bullshit. He picked last year's because she was pretty and had struggled to get where she was. So the posh ones, the gay one and the two most irritating ones(Tre and Jadine) can't really win.
 
Which one's the gay one?
 
The asian guy who was mincing around and stopping each individual customer to have a wee chat and show them his shiny lollypop. A couple of weeks ago he REALLY got into it when Jadine did that crappy birthday dance routine.
 
SRALAN'S GOT HIS CARD MARKED
 
Maybe none of them will win and the final Sir Alan just has a threesome with Nick and Margret.
 
Marge was actually looking quite pretty for an older lady in this episode.

I still think Nick is actually Rowan Atkinson in prosthetic makeup. His expressions are too comical.
 
Mabye Richard Branson drives in on a train and says "Wacky has no punchline here!"
 
Then everyone wakes up to find they're mere husks, human power plants bred to keep Rupert Murdoch's computer world alive.
 
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