How many faggots enjoy shiteating?

[Darth Abominus]

This is a general question for either A) self-proclaimed "sex-perts" B) faggots and dykes C) folks who are friends with either A, or B, or who simply read up on this kind of shit.

How many faggots eat shit? It's evident faggots enjoy "rimming," eating out the asshole.

My question is: how many of you deviant fuckers bother to use an enema first or bathe? Do you just have your assbuddy bend over and start eating shit?

And if so, do you enjoy it? Does it make you sick?

My theory: a few years back, I was at the local Wally World, and beheld two clearly faggoty punks. They were thin, gaunt, and greasy looking. I suspected at first that maybe they had AIDS (what homo doesn't, right?) but then I saw similarly ghoul-like faggots on Oprah. They had AIDS, and I think she bought them their own island or some such.

Anyway, my theory took shape when I saw more fags like this out shopping and such. And I haven't see dykes look this way, given that they eat pussy and don't bother with the asshole (which I can fully respect, though I've tongued the asshole of a girlfriend or two just to get them wet) so it must just be the faggots.

Fags, feel free to post your experiences here.

 

[Lo Boob Oscillator]

Do you like Nintendo?

 

[Sarek]

Though I'm not a fag, I did eat my first wife's cooking when we were married.

Though technically not shit, it was probably the closest thing to it that wasn't extruded from an asshole.

 

[Panda]

Sarek and his wife have gay sex every night

 

[Lo Boob Oscillator]

Sarek and his wife have gay sex every night

I don't understand. Please explain in further detail.

 

[Sarek]

I don't understand. Please explain in further detail.

It's Panda's attempt at a troll.

I'm male, my wife is female. However, by saying that I have "gay" sex with my wife, he's attempting to make you think that I am the dominant member in a gay marriage.

His confusion comes from years of eating his own feces. So he may also be a valuable source of information for Darth Abominus's "study".

 

[Lo Boob Oscillator]

It's Panda's attempt at a troll.

I'm male, my wife is female. However, by saying that I have "gay" sex with my wife, he's attempting to make you think that I am the dominant member in a gay marriage.

His confusion comes from years of eating his own feces. So he may also be a valuable source of information for Darth Abominus's "study".

Ahem... no, I wanted to know details about the gay sex... not your denial.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Dogs do that.

 

[Dual]

One of my friends is a shit eating faggot. To quote him, "it's not too bad."

 

[Dual]

He says it's not too far off from the taste of weed smoked with a pipe.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Seeds and stems?

 

[Sarek]

Ahem... no, I wanted to know details about the gay sex... not your denial.

Oh, I'm sure you'll get all the info you want when you get fucked in the ass at TK.

 

[Lo Boob Oscillator]

Oh, I'm sure you'll get all the info you want when you get fucked in the ass at TK.

You don't scare me.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

We weren't trying to.

 

[Lo Boob Oscillator]

You guys are scaring the shit out of me now!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

How so?

 

[Lo Boob Oscillator]

How so?

Do you want to play DS with me? :idea:

 

[Cassie]

TK stopped fucking people in the ass a long time ago.. unless you're a furry.

 

[Darth Abominus]

So, no serious comments, huh?

Some of you have to be faggots. So c'mon, you want "equality" and "rights" and all that shit. How about giving us some info?

This is, to me, as serious as a topic as my topics on enslaving drug-ridden filfth and giving faggots their own island. So let's get to the shit, pun intended!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The same small percentage of gays do the dirty buffet as do the small percentage of lesbians and straights.

It's a fetish by itself, and transcends gay/straight/beaster.

THERE, A SERIOUS ANSWER NOW DROP YER PANTS!