How many puppies has Superman saved?

[Gagh]

To the nearest half, please.

 

[CaptainWacky]

8795678926278906427896278937894678926378978961789463178943178961789467813789617896789613897986189689

 

[Gagh]

THAT'S A WHOLE LOTTA PUPPY CRAP DOWN HIS TIGHTS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He lives to serve.

 

[FBI parte due]

-45 AFTER HE SAT ON THAT PUPPY FARM THE FAT BASTARD

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEY WERE ALL EVIL PUPPIES ANYWAY, PROBABLY

 

[curiousa2z]

BESIDES, THEY CHEWED HIS SPARE SET OF BOOTS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT WAS A MORAL VICTORY FOR BRAINIAC IN THE END

 

[curiousa2z]

THERE IS THAT CONSOLATION.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NOT REALLY, BRAINIAC HAS NO MORALS!

 

[Gagh]

ONE OF THE PUPPIES REMARKED ON CHLOE'S FAT ARMS, AND SUPERMAN MELTED HIM WITH HIS DEADLY EYE-BEAMS, ONLY TO REVEAL THE PUPPY'S KRYPTONITE-ENGRAINED FAECES, RESULTING IN THE DEATH OF CLARK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUT NOT THE DEATH OF HIS LIBIDO, EH GIRLS!