How many sticks does it take to shake at a badger?

[Mentalist]

One. If you so wished and you were quiet so it actually stayed there long enough for the stick shaking incident to take place.

 

[Harkley]

I once stole a walking stick off an old lady, snapped it in two and gave it back to her.

 

[Mentalist]

I was beaten by some old woman with a walking stick once. Like, it wasn't totally uncalled for but still. They can cause some damage.

LUCKILY I'M ALLREADY DAMAGED.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was beaten by BRET HART once. By submission!