How owned are the Turd Warriors?

[Ultros]

Plently, but in a large part, by me.*

What do I base this on?

If you please, go to google and type in 'dork,' then switch to the image searching feature.

The sixth picture you shall see is of some guy (I assume he's the dork in the equation) and of a girl.

http://www.trollkingdom.com/forum/showpost.php?p=799138&postcount=18
^This thread is of a fake dispute between myself and Raffles, of a fake logged MSN convo.

Raffles asked for a picture of 'me' (Simon) and 'Julie.' So I found one.

Of course, I had trolled the turds so badly that they seized the opportunity and began photochopping the image (SaintLucifer even got Edna to host it, LOL.)

Even after pointing it out, they still think the picture is real, so much so that they try to write lengthy stories in a hopeless attempt to get back at me for infuriating them so (Which consisted of reall nothing more than pointing out their stupidity.)

http://www.trollkingdom.com/forum/showpost.php?p=804865&postcount=1




http://www.albion.edu/phimu/senior_party05.htm

Sorry, I've never been to Michigan.

:lol:

*Also severly owned by Sarek, Gagh, jack, and a bunch of others.

 

[Ultros]

There is a strange lack of crude epithets in this thread. I wonder why?

 

[Sarek]

There is a strange lack of crude epithets in this thread. I wonder why?

You used quite a few words with more than four letters. They're still trying to figure out what you wrote.

 

[Ultros]

:lol:

 

[Atlas_Collins]

Were you born such a huge pussy, or did you go to pussy school?

 

[Ultros]

I went to pussy school, why do you ask?

 

[Atlas_Collins]

You're such an accomplished pussy. It's hard to tell if it's raw talent or a learned trait.

 

[Ultros]

Oh.

 

[Reverend Phelps]

Messy, it looks like you are the one getting "owned". You take the bait each time. Almost 700 posts in this thread. You and the vulcan wannabe dive for the scraps each time they are tossed.

http://www.trollkingdom.com/forum/showthread.php?t=57140

 

[Ultros]

I spammed it, moron.

 

[Reverend Phelps]

Yes you shit all over the board. The bottom line is that you spammed your home. So like I said, you are diving for the scraps. Thanks for playing, again.


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Ultros]

OK!

 

[satan mcevil]

sounds like a bottom feeder to me REV.

 

[Ultros]

Yes, you shat all over the board. The bottom line is that you spammed your home.

There.

 

[Atlas_Collins]

You mean all them jittrey 'dlfjsdfjsdlfjlsdfjls" that you posted while you were masturbating?

That's not "spam", that's just being a jagoff.

 

[Reverend Phelps]

Spell check?
You need to give it up.

 

[Ultros]

You mean all that jittrey 'dlfjsdfjsdlfjlsdfjls" that you posted while you were masturbating?

My pleasure.

 

[Ultros]

One at a time, boys. I know you're all dying to get a piece of me, but please, some civility.

 

[Bladev1]

Elissa and Drew errrrrr Julie and Simon make such a lovely couple

 

[Deni]

Mmmhmm...