How to cook skan

[Hambil]

Cholocate covered, and lightly fried and salted is my favorite.

 

[The_Skan]

YOU KNOW, THIS IS HOW A TREND STARTS WHEN PEOPLE START TO HATE ON ME. ID APPRECIATE IT IF YOU STOP THIS, AS YOU CAN SEE I AM BEING FRIENDLY AND YOUR STRYING TO START A HATE GROUP.

 

[Mentalist]

COOKING A SKAN MAY BE MISCONSTRUED AS HATE. WE CAN'T HATE ON THE SKANS. WE MUST EMBRACE THEM.

 

[sckan_erator]

ALL OF THOSE THINGS ARE TRUE HOW SKAN COOKS EXCEPT THEY MUST BE FRIED IN OIL AND THINGS ARE HEAVILY SALTED NOT LIGHTLY OK.

 

[ROACH_SK4N]

Cholocate covered, and lightly fried and salted is my favorite.

ANIMAL

 

[Neil]

I like marinating them in alcohol and having them bake in the sun.

 

[The_Skan]

WHAT A JERK.

 

[Neil]

Carribean jerk rub?

 

[The_Skan]

IF YOU SAY SO,

 

[Neil]

You Skans got no stick. What a sad return.

 

[BLANK_SKAN]

IT IS NELI THAT IS HATING YOUR NAME HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO THE IOWA CONTACT FOR FURTHER ACTION.

 

[Neil]

Oh, fuck! Not FURTHER action!

Please... they'd have to get up.

 

[dogbert]

Hambil, that is clearly a waste of energy. Who would eat Skan besides Koreans?

 

[Dr Fuckofff]

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[The_Skan]

HA, THIS THERAD IS LIKE JUNK, AND SHOULD BE LOCKED.

 

[s_k_a_n_tastic]

THAT S RIGHT, LAUGH NOW, FOR WHEN THE FAT MAN OF MANCHESTER FARTS IN YOUR FACE, IT WILL BE CURTAINS. FOR ALL HUMANITY. THAT IS WHY WE ARE HERE, SO TO PREVENT THE HATE, AND SAVE TROLLKINGDOM FROM THE FAT MAN. THAT IS WHY WE ARE BRINGING THE WAY OF THE SKAN.

 

[Dr Fuckofff]

ENRICHED SKAN SHIT CAN HELP IT.