SaintLucifer
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HOW TO FRIGHTEN AN AMERICAN
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Laker_Girl
Mrs. Big Dick McGee
How to frighten a Canadian:
You will now be responsible for thinking for yourself. Good luck!
Oh the mayhem that would insue!
You will now be responsible for thinking for yourself. Good luck!
Oh the mayhem that would insue!
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
Laker_Girl said:
'insue'?? Oooookkkk.
Canadians do not think for themselves? Most interesting. Canadians never wanted to set foot in Iraq. Do you see any Canadians in Iraq? Americans never wanted to set foot in Iraq. Do you see any Americans in Iraq? I rest my case.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
jack said:
I was told at about 9:00 or something in the morning in my office at work that someone had hit the World Trade Center. I told the co-worker who informed me of this information to go fuck himself and that I was busy. I asked him to go play his fucking childish pranks on someone else. Something like 15 minutes later he brings a radio into my office and turns up the volume. Next thing I know, literally the entire company is in my office and we are all listening to how the planes had flown into the World Trade Center. By this time I recall, one of the towers had collapsed. All of us stood there horrified. Oddly enough, EVERYONE knew exactly who had done it. Without question and we were all right. Funny thing is, the co-worker who had first told me the news is Muslim. Not a true practicing Muslim for he acts like any normal Canadian for which I appreciate although his brown skin differentiates him from he others (he is Pakistani). A couple of years later he began to joke around about this incident whereupon I told him to shut the fuck up and never speak in my direction again. Panicked that one such as myself refused to ever talk to him again, he literally got down upon his knees and apologised profusely. I accepted naturally being the kind-hearted individual that I am.
As a result of 9-11, our company lost a lot of business. Fucking Americans.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
Wisdom said:
I knew it. You are all too predictable. This is why I chose never to make any serious posts. I regard 9-11 as a serious matter. You turn it into an attempt to 'better' me so to speak. Oh how you must honour the victims of 9-11. Do you visit the crater where the WTC once stood and laugh whilst pissing into said crater?
I am a Canadian yet I display more class over the tragedy than any fucking American would. You should be ashamed of yourself. I bet your momma is ashamed of you. No doubt she regrets having brought you into this world.