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How to get rid of a beached whale
- Thread starter Colonel Kira's Left Tit
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The Question
Eternal
C4 and seagulls?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I hear Sally Struthers changed her will after this incident.
Sadistic Bastard
No Mercy
Didn't read the article...
However, usually they dig a trench above the high-tide line, drag the carcas into it and burry it. Hauling a dead whale out to sea usually only makes it another beach's problem in a few weeks (they float).
But C-4 is always a fun way to not solve a problem!
We could always let the guys on "Mythbusters" try to solve the problem. It'll involve dynamite, an old 18 wheeler, lots of helium, a mirror, and vodka.
However, usually they dig a trench above the high-tide line, drag the carcas into it and burry it. Hauling a dead whale out to sea usually only makes it another beach's problem in a few weeks (they float).
But C-4 is always a fun way to not solve a problem!
We could always let the guys on "Mythbusters" try to solve the problem. It'll involve dynamite, an old 18 wheeler, lots of helium, a mirror, and vodka.
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Yeah, I know, but I just rediscovered it on this new youtube contraption. 