How to pick up Hookers: Need advice

[starguard]

I met this really hot bodied woman (at least I think it was a woman) named Fee Fee from france. She has this really big tatoo of a dollar sign on her belly, with an arrow pointing down to her crotch, and a pair of ear rings shaped like mini handcuffs. She has like these really big lips and some of her teeth are missing, but thats ok. Once you get past all the flies flying around her, she really doesn't look too bad. I want to ask her for some ass, but all I had was credit card (VISA) and she only takes Discover.


Tell me TK'rs...What should I do:

 

[Mandi]

run and hide?

 

[starguard]

..but her Breasts are so big (smells, but big) :idea:

 

[Mandi]

make her take a shower and remember to wear a condom, maybe two. Whatever she has might be able to eat through plastic

 

[starguard]

I asked her about that. She said she can't take showers. (Somethig about it being against her religion)

 

[Mandi]

then fuck her and die of aids

 

[starguard]

ROFL