HOW TO SURVIVE A NUCLEAR BOMB

[Enkephalen]

Just because I think it is better to be prepared, and it is an interesting subject.

And I do think I would look smashing in the Demron Torso Vest.


http://www.slate.com/id/2148772/entry/2148774/?GT1=8592

 

[Conchaga]

jsut duck

 

[Enkephalen]

Duck and cover -- yes, that's good. Anyone else?

 

[Conchaga]

goose?

 

[Sarek]

Live somewhere else.

 

[Conchaga]

kill smokey the bear?

 

[Sarek]

^What?

 

[Conchaga]

you have no hair

 

[Enkephalen]

It is fashionable to be bald you know. All the rappers are bald. But I think you have to wear lots of gold chains and have diamonds embedded in your front teeth.

Duck and cover underneath a park bench, or a sturdy desk. Stay away from the windows, and don't stare at the blast. That would be impolite.

 

[Conchaga]

Bald white dudes need to be strapped to tables and castrated in front of a bible study group.

 

[Enkephalen]

No, no, no Conchaga! We don't have time during a nuclear blast to engage in torture. We need to come up with some construction ideas on how to save ourselves by ducking and covering, hiding in the basement or interior room, and stealing. . .uh, stockpiling enough food from other sources to insure our survival in the days to come.

 

[Conchaga]

I'll just pile a ton of spam in the way to negate the shockwave

 

[Enkephalen]

EXCELLENT!!! Now you've really got a idea I can raise up the flag pole and salute!

 

[Conchaga]

 

[Enkephalen]

Damn! That's a pretty large pimple.

 

[Enkephalen]

Somehow, my informative thread about this subject matter was buried in the spamfest. I believe this is pertinent information that should be disseminated for the benefit of all TKers. Because, after all, you never know when someone's itchy trigger finger might slip.