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How Ugly Is Morrhigan?

Starship Coyote

Starship Coyote

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Hambil's blushing bride... they got married this weekend naked in the woods. Let's pray our intrepid couple can spot poison ivy. Hambil and Morrhigan, congratulations. You two truly deserve each other.

Anyway, here are a few ugly jokes about Morrhigan... Hambil has enough of a sense of humor to appreciate them. Feel free to add more as the spirit moves you.

Morrhigan is so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Morrhigan is so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Morrhigan is so ugly even Ted Danson wouldn't date her.
 
CoyoteUgly said:
Hambil's blushing bride... they got married this weekend naked in the woods. Let's pray our intrepid couple can spot poison ivy. Hambil and Morrhigan, congratulations. You two truly deserve each other.

Anyway, here are a few ugly jokes about Morrhigan... Hambil has enough of a sense of humor to appreciate them. Feel free to add more as the spirit moves you.

Morrhigan is so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Morrhigan is so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Morrhigan is so ugly even Ted Danson wouldn't date her.
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She's so ugly she gets arrested for mooning whenever she looks out the window.
 
Morrighan is so ugly she didn't need a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
 
She's so ugly, at the last Office Xmas party they hung her and kissed the mistletoe.
 
When she was born her mom said "what a treasure" and her dad said "she's so ugly, let's bury it"
 
She's so ugly, when she sits in the sand cats try to bury her.

She's so ugly, he doctor is a ranch vet.

She's so ugly that every time her mom looks at her, she thinks "damn... should have just given head."

She's so ugly she makes blind kids cry.

Finally...

She's so ugly she once threw a boomerang... and it didn't come back.
 
She's so ugly Sarah Bernhardt is attractive compared to her

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MORRIGHAN and HAMBIL? Ugly meets uglier? Rather sounds like a match made in Heaven to me. No doubt Cacophony is jealous. She wanted MORRIGHAN for all her lonesome. Ugly clearly attracts here. When it comes to the looks department, I clearly PWN you all.
 
SaintLucifer said:
MORRIGHAN and HAMBIL? Ugly meets uglier? Rather sounds like a match made in Heaven to me. No doubt Cacophony is jealous. She wanted MORRIGHAN for all her lonesome. Ugly clearly attracts here. When it comes to the looks department, I clearly PWN you all.
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yeah, you sure do......

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Alex Buchet said:
This is a pretty mean thread. Putting down others doesn't make you any better.
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It is not considered 'putting down others' when one is merely stating fact. If the 'facts' hurt them, it is not our problem since the wounds would clearly be a result of their own lack of self-confidence. Whilst true I would not lack self-confidence if I shared their horrid looks and limited intellect, I need not fear this ever happening therefore I cannot dwell upon it as they do. Their very births were a form of self-PWNing.
 
SaintLucifer said:
It is not considered 'putting down others' when one is merely stating fact. If the 'facts' hurt them, it is not our problem since the wounds would clearly be a result of their own lack of self-confidence. Whilst true I would not lack self-confidence if I shared their horrid looks and limited intellect, I need not fear this ever happening therefore I cannot dwell upon it as they do. Their very births were a form of self-PWNing.
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Factual or not, there's no need to point out what one finds to be negative qualities in others. That's just mean.
 
Panda said:
yeah, you sure do......

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Interesting that you would post an image I cannot see. None too bright are you? Although I am well aware of the picture of a random individual you pulled off the 'net, ask sme individuals why I cannot see it. Perhaps their own limited intellect exceeds your own yes?
 
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