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'HUGE FORMER WWE STAR COMING TO PORTSMOUTH!'

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Gagh

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...screamed the ad in my local newspaper.


Turned out it's Just Joe.
 
AUSTIN BEAT HIM UP BACKSTAGE ON THE SAME SHOW WHERE HE SAID "WELL AT LEAST I GOT MY HAT BACK! TO STEPHANIe.
 
I might print a picture of somebody like Beaver Cleavage, Ernest "The Cat" Miller, or Gangrel out on glossy photo paper, go to the event and ask him to sign it.
 
LOL, then say "I liked that match you had with Dean Malenko on Heat in 2000" and when he says "really?" say "NO, HAHAHAHAHA, JEFF JARRETT, wHOOOOO!" and run away.
 
No just say "I don't remember any matches you had, sorry", then tombstone him.
 
Or pretend to be a lawyer representing the WWE and tell him he can't use the "Just Joe" name anymore. Then spit on him.
 
He used that name on ITV's godawful cancelled show 'Celebrity Wrestling' (with D'Lo Brown!) too.
 
Didn't watch it, and I am so glad I didn't from what I've heard. He should have let Kate Lawler Rock Bottom him through plate glass.
 
I watched the first five minutes out of MORBID CURIOUSITY on the first night then turned over when Doctor Who started and never looked back.
 
Perhaps D'Lo gave a few of them 'practice Piledrivers' and paralysed them all.
 
He'd get a good grip of Kate Lawler's ass holding her up for a running powerbomb...
 
He could eat her out at the same time, the dirty black bastard.
 
I thought you lived in Hampshire?
 
Portsmouth is in Hampshire! It's about as Hampshire as you can get!
 
Innit!
 
Joe: Stone Cold Steve Austin!

Austin: Who the hell are you?

Joe: Joe. Just Joe. Anyway, I've heard some stuff in the locker room about who might have run you over.

Austin: Really?

Joe: Yeah.

Austin: Well I've heard some stuff in the locker room too.

Joe: What did you hear?

Austin: I heard that Just Joe is a SORRY SON OF A BITCH!

(Austin beats him up while The Rock watches. Joe is never seen again.)

THEY DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF WRITING NOW
 
The Rock started laughing afterwards.
 
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