Huge Morris Dancing Day

[headvoid]

Today the Upper Wharfedale Todgers were engaged in a battle with the East London Upstarts.

We got to the fifth jiggle before the Great Groat was called and we all had to bamboo all the way back to the chalk. IT was a shame, as Bert Tumbleness was close to his all time Iron Piggot.

Here is the East London Upstarts using there highly dubious Starched Cloth move:

Lets hope the Dorset DumbleDings can pull off their well practiced poke in the whiskers next meet and keep the Upstarts from Ronging the bell in the final jiggle.

Sorry if any Americans are not following this.

 

[Cassie]

I like their hats.

 

[headvoid]

Ronging the bell is my new favourite sex euphemism.

Next time I will construct an article made entirely of sex euphemisms.

 

[Cassie]

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Lay back and relax while I put away the dishes...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Okiedokay, matey.

 

[Loktar]

Sorry if any Americans are not following this.

Thanks to a healthy dose of BBCAmerica, Monty Python, and PBS, I am able to follow this.