*Hugs MissManners*

[Love Child]

Because I felt like it

 

[Consumer]

*Something not to be mentioned on a public BBS but makes MM's toes curl and eyes cross* Miss Manners.

Because I wanted to.

 

[starguard]

I thought she was in jail!

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Ms. Child was not technically even arrested, she thought the officer was a date with an odd fetish.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Thanks, now the next time I watch Julie & Julia I'll be imagining Meryl Streep and Stanley Tucci in all sorts of unspeakable positions. With props. Maybe throw in some of Kevin Kline's bedroom decor from Sophie's Choice. Wait, now it looks like an episode of 'Allo 'Allo. Never mind.