CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The popular foodstuff known as human sausages has been banned today by the EU.
"Basically what human sausages are, like," said Ainsley Harriot, "pork sasausages, like, only with human meat inside them instead of pig meat! We like a bit of that, don't we ladies and gentlemen!"
"I think it's a disGRACE!" said Big Brother seven contestant Mikey. "If I want to kill people and make them into sausages that's nobody's business but mine." At this point, a dwarf walked by. "Mm, yummy snack!" said Mikey, chasing after the dwarf with a big net.
"I think it's great that they're banned!" said Emma Watson. "The only human meat I want in my mouth is CaptainWacky's big juicy..." at this point Emma's microphone mysteriously cut out and CaptainWacky was heard yelling "GO TO COMMERCIAL, DON'T LET THE COPS KNOW!"
"But she's sixteen!" said Tricia Hefler.
Ronald McDonald was available for comment but we hate him.
THE SUN SEZ
Just another example of the PC gone mad EU trying to interfere with our great BRITISH traditions! First they send all their ASYLUM SEEKERS into our country SEEKING our Britsh jobs, then they tell us we can't even kill those asylum seekers and make them into sausages! It's one rule for them and one rule for everyone else! Get out our country you rule-loving nazis! Who won the war anyway? NOT YOU!
Lorraine Kelly was unavailable for topless photoshoots.
"Basically what human sausages are, like," said Ainsley Harriot, "pork sasausages, like, only with human meat inside them instead of pig meat! We like a bit of that, don't we ladies and gentlemen!"
"I think it's a disGRACE!" said Big Brother seven contestant Mikey. "If I want to kill people and make them into sausages that's nobody's business but mine." At this point, a dwarf walked by. "Mm, yummy snack!" said Mikey, chasing after the dwarf with a big net.
"I think it's great that they're banned!" said Emma Watson. "The only human meat I want in my mouth is CaptainWacky's big juicy..." at this point Emma's microphone mysteriously cut out and CaptainWacky was heard yelling "GO TO COMMERCIAL, DON'T LET THE COPS KNOW!"
"But she's sixteen!" said Tricia Hefler.
Ronald McDonald was available for comment but we hate him.
THE SUN SEZ
Just another example of the PC gone mad EU trying to interfere with our great BRITISH traditions! First they send all their ASYLUM SEEKERS into our country SEEKING our Britsh jobs, then they tell us we can't even kill those asylum seekers and make them into sausages! It's one rule for them and one rule for everyone else! Get out our country you rule-loving nazis! Who won the war anyway? NOT YOU!
Lorraine Kelly was unavailable for topless photoshoots.
