"I ain't takin' orders from no bowling ball with legs!"

[CaptainWacky]

Coolio to win at life.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He must be getting bored and restless by now.

 

[Cassie]

Who's the bowling ball with legs? OMG IS COOLIO LITTLEPEOPLEIST?

 

[Dr Dave]

Words to live by.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Tina Malone is the bowling ball with legs. She's a fat woman with no neck who shouts expletives at the top of her voice and makes frequent references to her genitals.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They should replace her with Jo Brand.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Your knowledge of British comedy is always impressive.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jo Brand's a bit too talented for CBB I think.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She was in an episode of AbFab. I liked her on the spot and thought to Google her back in the day.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She gets a lot of mileage out of being fat and hating men.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's her whole act, really. I think she used to be a nurse in an asylum, but she doesn't mention that often.

 

[CaptainWacky]

JOHNNY VEGAS WAS GOOD ON QI TONIGHT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G9mRk_pMuA

The outtakes are funny too, when she talks about big bollocks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She has lost a lot of weight. JOHNNY VEGAS TOO.

 

[Tisiphone]

Awww, Bubbles...SOMEONE'S GOT A SISTER A SISTER A SISTER A SISTER

 

[CaptainWacky]

The guy who presents Big Mouth keeps making really dated jokes about Michael Jackson's monkey Bubbles.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I stopped downloading Big Mouth after the first episode, all because the presenter was such an asshole.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's no Russell Brand that's for sure.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I didn't like him at first, but the scripted jokes aren't so bad. But it's still a shadow of former BBBMs.