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I almost touched Buffy!

Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
I was walking back to the office from dinner yesterday evening, and there was a film crew by a subway entrance outside my building, apparently blocking a scene. It had just started raining so they all popped open umbrellas and stood around, not sure what to do next. A moment later, a woman in a knee-length black dress who I hadn't noticed sighed heavily, and walked past me toward the corner, annoyed by the holdup in filming.

It was Sarah Michelle Gellar.
 
Why didn't you ask her to sign your penis?
 
OH.MY.GOD.
I think I've just died a little from envy.

(I am serious, btw. Not about the dying, but the envy.)
 
YOU ALMOST TOUCHED SOMEONE WHO HAS TOCHED MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG!!!!!!!!!

Make love to me, Eggs.
 
Buffy good.
 
Should have chokeslammed her and when she asked why said "because if I don't, nobody will!"
 
Did you bare your fangs in her general direction and make hissing noises?
 
How tall is she in RL?
 
She's like 3 feet tall. Slightly taller than Webster.
 
that's what I thought! (it just always seemed like everyone else towered over her)
How tall is Freddie Prinz Jr? has he been in anything since Scooby Doo?
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I was walking back to the office from dinner yesterday evening, and there was a film crew by a subway entrance outside my building, apparently blocking a scene. It had just started raining so they all popped open umbrellas and stood around, not sure what to do next. A moment later, a woman in a knee-length black dress who I hadn't noticed sighed heavily, and walked past me toward the corner, annoyed by the holdup in filming.

It was Sarah Michelle Gellar.
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Would you believe that a 6 or so years ago, I was walking with my mother down a street in Manhattan, and there was Pussy from the Sopranos, sitting like the Pillsbury Doughboy in a director's seat?

And he was checking my mother out?

Not something you can shake off with negative karma. Or cutting yourself, or attempting suicide. Fucking Dago.
 
My claim to fame is that I shook hands with prince Charles.. Twice.

I mean I met him twice.
 
I shagged him.
 
I shagged Paul Burrel.
 
I ran Diana's car off the road
 
I have sex with William Shatner everyday.
 
Elijah Wood's face is in my pillow frequently.
 
I take Ann Widdecombe up the arse every night.
 
There is no problem in the world giant robots can't solve.
 
or magic
 
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