I AM A GAY AMERICAN!

[Gagh]

I AM A GAY AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE SCHLONG OF EVERY MAN
I AM A GAY AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR SOME HEAD, FIGHT FOR ASS LOVE

WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN ON TOP OF YOU AND IT HURTS INSIDE
YOU'VE PROBABLY PULLED A 'BEAR', AT THE LOCAL BAR
YA GOTTA MAKE A STAND, IF YOUR ASS DOESN'T HURT
WELL YOU HURT MY ASS, AND YOU HURT MY KNOB
I GOTTA BE A MAN, I CAN'T LET YOU PULL OUT

To never be continued, or mentioned again.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A-Train (JR: "old eight and three eighths!") was the best example of a "bear" in wrestling history.

 

[Cassie]

lol.. Someday someone will google "I am a gay American" and it will lead them to the Mine Field.

 

[whisky]

Or Tom Cruise

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Jim McGreevey became a wrestler?

 

[Gagh]

Have you seen 'Smal Town, Gay Bar', Eggs?

Also, Why do I call you Eggs here, loki at LoNAF, but rarely by your name?

 

[Laker_Girl]

Reminds me of the episode of Will & Grace when Minnie Driver's character says to Will, "You're a snappy dresser, are you British?" And Will responds, "No, I'm gay." And then Minnie Driver's character says, "Same thing really."

I watch too much TV.

 

[Gagh]

Minnie Driver 10 years ago. Hawt.

 

[whisky]

Ever see the bit on family guy where they are trying to get her head into the frame, and they keep having to pull further and further back?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Have you seen 'Smal Town, Gay Bar', Eggs?

Nope, but the quote in your title was how the governor of New Jersey came out publicly a couple of year ago. Hence my McGreevey question...

Also, Why do I call you Eggs here, loki at LoNAF, but rarely by your name?

Because LoNAF is the only place where I don't mind real names being tossed around. Otherwise I like to stick to usernames, and I think most others do too (at TK anyway)

 

[Gagh]

Ah, I see. That explains the name I did not recognise - DAVE!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Reminds me of the episode of Will & Grace when Minnie Driver's character says to Will, "You're a snappy dresser, are you British?" And Will responds, "No, I'm gay." And then Minnie Driver's character says, "Same thing really."

That's the episode wot I got this shot from:

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S A HULK HOGAN'S THEME MUSIC REFERENCE

 

[Laker_Girl]

That's the episode wot I got this shot from:

Such a sneaky shot! LOL!

Awwww, Lorraine next to Back Up Maid.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That episode was groundbreaking for two things: they were allowed to flip the bird (and comment on it using that phrase, instead of passing it off as something else), and for allowing Karen to say "eat me" to Lorraine. Apparently they had to fight to keep it in.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL, WE'RE ALLOWED FULL ON GAY SEX AT 6:30 PM

 

[Henoch]

I AM A GAY AMERICAN

Aren't we all??

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL, WE'RE ALLOWED FULL ON GAY SEX AT 6:30 PM

OH YEAH WELL WE'RE GOING TO BOMB IRAN AND START ARMAGGEDON FULL FORCE! BEAT THAT!!11

 

[Cassie]

Didn't Bart Simpson say "eat me" now and then? Or was it always eat my shorts or something? I CAN'T REMEMBER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He said "fuck" and "cunt" all the time.