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I am a genius

Name Pending

Name Pending

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I took the song It's So Easy by Guns n' Roses and replaced 'easy' with 'impressive':

I see your sister in her Sunday dress
She's out to please
She pouts her best
She's out to take
No need to try
She's ready to make
It's so impressive, impressive
When everybody's tryin' to please me baby
It's so impressive, impressive
When everybody's tryin' to please me


Cars are crashin' every night
I drink n'drive everything's in sight
I make the fire
But I miss the firefight
I hit the bull's eye every night


It's so impressive, impressive
When everybody's tryin' to please me baby
Yeah it's so impressive, impressive
When everybody's tryin' to please me
So impressive
But nothin' seems to please me
It all fits so right
When I fade into the night
See me hit you
You fall down


I see you standin' there
You think you're so cool
Why don't you just
Fuck off


Ya get nothin' for nothin'
If that's what ya do
Turn around bitch I got a use for you
Besides you ain't got nothin' better to do
And I'm bored


It's so impressive, impressive
When everybody's tryin' to please me baby
It's so impressive, impressive
When everybody's tryin' to please me
So impressive
But nothin' seems to please me
It all fits so right
When I fade into the night
So come with me
Don't ask me where 'cause I don't know
I'll try ta please you
I ain't got no money but it goes to show
It's so impressive

GOD I AM BRILLIANT!
 
yes. because clicking "replace all" in word is a very large and accurate measure of intelligence
 
Harkley said:
yes. because clicking "replace all" in word is a very large and accurate measure of intelligence
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It's the creativity behind the effort dillweed. I think it'll be sensational. Like my cock.
 
VKD said:
name Pending is a loser. A really pathetic loser....
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Don't be so bitter has-been, just because I knocked you off your post. Change was needed. If you weren't coming up lite it wouldn't have happened.
 
Dual Hunter said:
You strike me as a drooling idiot.
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That's just my avatar. Don't be fooled. Like Mentalist, I have a towering IQ. Search on my username, you'll quickly see.
 
Dual Hunter said:
You're doing just fine in your mother's basement, newb.
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Thanks. I wish I knew how to get rid of that damn thing. Oh well, it gives people something to talk about.
 
beergoggles said:
That's just my avatar. Don't be fooled. Like Mentalist, I have a towering IQ. Search on my username, you'll quickly see.
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The only 57 I google are Heinz ketchups and stuff.
 
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