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I AM BACK!

Denny Crane

Denny Crane

HAHALOL!
HELLO EVERYONE!!

:kitty:

THE LAST WEEK HAS BEEN SUCH AN ADVENTURE FOR ME!!!

FIRST OFF, LET ME TELL YOU THAT I AM THE ONLY PERSON EVER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND TO HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO FIGHT THE MARCARIAN WARS!!!!!111 I WAS A GLORIOUS COMMANDER IN THAT WAR, AND I FOUGHT TWO BATTLES IN 10 DAYS!!

SECOND, I TRAVELLED THROUGH THE VASTNESS OF SPACE IN JUST A FEW HOURS TO APPEAR IN THE VIRGO CONSTELLATION WHERE THE BATTLE TOOK PLACE! IT WAS GLORIOUS!! I HANDLED A CMF-9009 - A KIND OF A FLAMETHROWER / LASER-BLASTER / FLYING DRILL THROWER / MINI PHOTON TORPEDO LAUNCHER - AND IT IS LIGHT AS A FEATHER!!

FOR SECRECY REASONS I CANNOT REVEAL ANYMORE BUT I ASSURE ALL OF YOU THAT EARTH IS SAFE. I FOUGHT THE MARCARIANS THERE SO THEY DO NOT INVADE EARTH ON 2074!!!

ANYWAYS I AM BACK, MORE DANGEROUS THAN EVER!!! AND A VETERAN OF AN INTERSTELLAR WAR! AND NIGGERS STILL SUCK!! THEY SUCK HAARRDD!!!

I HAVE MISSED ALL OF YOU EQUALLY AND IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK IN TROLLKINGDOM!!

NOW LET'S RAISE SOME HELL!!!

:kitty:
 
Oh, so you don't think aliens don't smoke?

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Did you at least bang any HOT alien women?
 
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