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I am drinking tonight!

whisky

Boobie inspector
One day off is good enough for my liver, maybe I'll give it another rest tommorow.

But tonight I have some absinthe to drink, and some red leicester to eat!
 
we actually have absinthe up here!
but tis verrrry expensive so havent bought any.
seriously, it's like 139 bucks for a 1 Litre bottle. ridiculous.
 
Its about 30 bucks a bottle here, with teh exchange rate.

That is seriously expensive.
 
I know! I was gonna give a bottle as an Xmas present...then didnt once I learned the price :shock:
maybe it was just raised for Xmas sales? Havent looked since.
 
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Bottle I bought in Ibiza, cheaper than the price I quoted before, which is only about half the size of this bottle.

I recon there might be websites you can import it from
 
but if i do...will I start posting like you...???? :D



...NOW I know where those terrible puns come from! Oh it's madness!
 
What a unique bottle...it looks like Absynthe Shampoo or something.
 
Put a condom over the monkey.
 
LOL :D

But then it'll smell of condom lube!!
 
It likes me very much, but it is not the hell my monkey.

Strange thing, usually a night of many drinks ensures a good nights sleep, tonight I woke at 3 and never got back to sleep again.

The tiredness wore off at 4. no doubt it will catch up to me during the day
 
What are you drinking, Whisky?
 
I was to start with, but if you look in the thread closely enough you mind find a clue as to what else
 
:bang:

You were supposed to say you were drinking whisky, Whisky.

Then I probably would've said something like that too. Like "Whisky's drinking whisky? Surely you must be joking." Then you could've said "No. And don't call me 'Shirley'."

;)
 
THAT WOULD BE CANNIBALISM!?
 
Is it cannibalism to drink blood?
 
Blood tastes like copper.
HOW DO I KNOW THIS? HMMM????
 
speaking of drinking, I found a use for the rest of that South African white :
sprinkled over fresh steamed mussels with lemon juice!
and then dipped in melted butter & garlic
- accompanied by a glass of RED wine, ;)
 
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