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I am Eating a Pie Tonight

Gonad

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
A whole pie, with a spoon, starting at the center. I've never done it before so tonight is the night.
 
I ate a whole bunch of it and it was really delicious that way, but then I realized I was no longer hungry and eating on taste alone. So I put what's left (about 65%) in the fridge. I'm not full and I could have easily finished it, but I'm not hungry either.
 
It was a cherry pie. I wasn't sure what to get, but I was mulling it over on the phone with my boyfriend and we agreed that cherry jsut sounded better tonight. Apple almost won.
 
Cherry, apple, and blueberry all vie for the same space in my heart.

Luckily, I have a big heart and a lot of love to give. OMG PIE ORGY!!!1111
 
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