I Am Eating

[Gonad]

A Honey Bunches of Oats cereal bar -- banana nut flavor
I am cooking a California Pizza Kitchen Garlic Chicken
I also bought a Pepsi 2-liter and Little Debbie Zebra Cakes

 

[Neil]

I ate an apple.

You've inspired bratwurst for lunch, though. Good job.

 

[Tyrant]

Your metabolism is too high - share.

 

[Habeeb Habab]

mess guy eating cock again.

 

[Tyrant]

 

[Gonad]

Gonad Diet Plan A:
Day 1: Lifesavers -- as many as you can handle
Day 2: Pop Tarts -- only 4.25 (two packages and half a poptart)
Day 3: Apples -- as many as you can handle
Day 4: Pizza -- half of a large size, and a moderate-heavy amount of garlic bread
Day 5: maybe a little bit of left over pizza in the morning (no more than 2 slices), Hard liquor -- straight, nothing less than 80 proof
Day 6: toast and water
Day 7: whatever you feel like, but don't stuff yourself

repeat each week.

 

[Gonad]

I bought a box of Zebra Cakes last week too, but I ended up giving them all to my boyfriend because he has sex with me.

 

[Gonad]

How do you know my metabolism is high? I could be fat. I admit that photo in the Am I Too Fat to Strip? thread was pretty sleek, but it is a few years old and my metabolism could have slowed by then.

 

[Tyrant]

Call it a lucky guess.

 

[Gonad]

Or unlucky, if you were to ever meet me.

 

[Tyrant]

:gagh:

 

[Gonad]

Oatmeal?

 

[Neil]

Curds and whey.

 

[Gonad]

wai

 

[Neil]

chocolate body paint

Indulge.

 

[Tyrant]

I dont get it

 

[Neil]

There was no direct link, correlation, or sequence of consequence linking those posts together save something to be ingested.

 

[jack]

Y'know, this fucking thread spooks me.

 

[Mirah]

Y'know, this fucking thread spooks me.

Should I worry if it makes perfect sense to me, doesn't spook me and I enjoyed it?

 

[Gonad]

able was i ere i saw elba