I am going to write The Worst Christmas song ever

[Mirah]

And it will be based off the songs in this twitter thread



I am surprised how many people do not like the song "Little drummer boy" it happens to be one 9f my favorite.

 

[Mirah]

Last Christmas we were simply having a wonderful Christmas time
and then Grandma got run over by a reindeer, pa rum, pa, pum pum
and then I lost my 2 front teeth when I said, "Baby its cold outside"
could we have some christmas shoes while we ring those Christmas bells
and plead for our parents to not get drunk on Christmas day and make a santa baby
under the mistle toe while mamma kisses santa clause, it is just one big orgy of Christmas cheer
Oh we wish you a Merry Christmas! We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

 

[jack]

 

[Loktar]

And it will be based off the songs in this twitter thread



I am surprised how many people do not like the song "Little drummer boy" it happens to be one 9f my favorite.

Totally agree. The worst one is the Christmas Shoes. Too sappy and sweet.Someone needs to make a parody where the guy buys the kid the shoes but starts beating the fuck out the annoying brat with the shoes or buys the shoes and then destroys them in front of the kid. Or maybe the guy has sex with the kid's dying mom.

 

[Mirah]

Yeah, that sounds great Loktar. Thanks.

 

[Mirah]

I had to take a listen to what this "horrible" song was that everyone was talking about and that is not what I was expecting at all.