I am Oz, the great and terrible!

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Damn, you're cranky lately!

Wife replace your Viagra with grape flavored pez?
 

I am Oz!

New Member
Silence!

The Great and Powerful Oz knows why you two have come!

Step forward... SAREK!

*cue music*
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I still get a hard on over the shoes in that movie.

Well that and that little red checked dress with the poofy slip. Munchkins had the best view, I think.

Yellow Brick Road, indeed.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I am Oz! said:
Silence!

The Great and Powerful Oz knows why you two have come!

Step forward... SAREK!

*cue music*

Well I know I came because you forgot to squeeze the base!
 

I am Oz!

New Member
Sarek said:
Eat my shorts.

You dare to come to tell me to eat your shorts, do you? You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of profanity....

*cue music*
 

I am Oz!

New Member
jack said:
Well I know I came because you forgot to squeeze the base!

And you, jack, have the effrontery to ask for a brain?

You billowing bale of bovine fodder!
 

Sarek

Vuhlkansu Wihs
I am Oz! said:
You dare to come to tell me to eat your shorts, do you? You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of profanity....

*cue music*

Yeah, that would be Dr. Smith, not the great Oz, you bubble headed booby.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I didnt ask for a brain, you stupid fuck.

THE SHOES! I WANT THE SHOES!
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Bring's out the Hellman's in me :bigass:
 

Sarek

Vuhlkansu Wihs
I already have a brain AND a massive cock.

I really can't think of anything else to ask for. :mad:
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I had a GTO when I was in high school.

What's a GTFO?
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Why'd HBO cancel your series, BTW?
 
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