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I am so fucking Hot. Thing of the day or week or year or not.

Love Child

One Love
Like literally. Is that the correct use of the word?!??!?!

I am having my own personal summers and it is summer and I am fucking hot and I live on a lake, but I can't enjoy it because fucking bitches and what the fuck am I going to do with my life?! And why does everything matter and nothing matters and what matters?!!? I don't fucking know.
 
I want to fucking die
 
I broke one of my nails quite a bit so I glued fake nails on top of them hoping it would help them heal, or just not be as annoying so much when you have one bad nail and it gets snagged on things, or it hurts to type, or just when you accidently hit it on something.
fuck
 
I have to clean my fucknig room and put shit in storage again. I could be doing so much other shit on a day like today. what the fuck.
 
I should peace out and mediate and do some yoga or something
yeah
 
DON'T DIE LOVE CHILD YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON

Just sit in a bath of ice or kiss a snowman or something.
 
ENJOY A NICE POPSICLE. AND MAKE SURE TO NAME IT!
 
I hear ya LC.

I actually installed AC for the first time.

Come live with me. I haz a pond!
 
Robots are never too hot.
 
What were the "bitches" at the lake doing?
 
Drinking it.
 
What were the "bitches" at the lake doing?

I haven't told you yet, but I was asked to move, but I have until December-but really that is only 4 months away. The nice lonely christian lady who offered me a room to live last year due to my 2 hour commute and her lonliness has decided she is not lonely anymore.
It is for the better anyway, but it really kind of sucks.
It is a beautiful house on the lake that doesn't get used quite enough.
On 4th of July weekend she freaked out on me-I had permission to use the bbq that day but apparently not the next day-
wtf
So I am moving. Somewhere.

She apologized a couple of days later for the way she told me, but still wants me to move.

I like Eggs suggestion, I think I will have a popsicle and name it!

On the plus side-I have a 2 week house sitting job coming up so I will have a break.
 
It's so hot today that I think I'm dead.
 
It was beautiful yesterday but it's extra hot today GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL BITCHES.
 
TOO HOT :rwmad:
 
It cooled down and rained a little today. Actually it was more like mist. Not rain at all. Then people start complaining, "where is the sun? I want the sun to come back"
 
Most people are idiots. They make us better people look bad.
 
I JUST SAW TWELVE OLD PEOPLE DROP DEAD FROM THE HEAT (not really.)
 
LC, you should just move here and make fun of hipsters and people on the west side.

:D
 
I haven't told you yet, but I was asked to move, but I have until December-but really that is only 4 months away. The nice lonely christian lady who offered me a room to live last year due to my 2 hour commute and her lonliness has decided she is not lonely anymore.
It is for the better anyway, but it really kind of sucks.
It is a beautiful house on the lake that doesn't get used quite enough.
On 4th of July weekend she freaked out on me-I had permission to use the bbq that day but apparently not the next day-
wtf
So I am moving. Somewhere.

She apologized a couple of days later for the way she told me, but still wants me to move.

I like Eggs suggestion, I think I will have a popsicle and name it!

On the plus side-I have a 2 week house sitting job coming up so I will have a break.

What a twatscrape.
 
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