I am steadily being drawn into local politics.

[Gagh]

I have no political alignment, and through my vocals at several local meetings, forums and posting boards, I am being courted by Lib Dems and Conservatives as a potential candidate to stand as councillor.

I have refused both overtures. I want an Indy councillor who is not me!

Fuck politics. I just care about where I live. That's not politics, that's just giving a shit!

 

[Cassie]

Take the job Gagh, it's just the first step to world domination.

 

[Gagh]

I'm far too lazy to want to dominate anything. I even struggle to dominate myself at the best of times.



(Down boy!)

 

[curiousa2z]

wait - what happened to that slush fund I paid you!?!

 

[Gagh]

I spent it all on sweeties!

 

[curiousa2z]

well that's all right then.

 

[whisky]

If you get a whip you should be Indy

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Well they always say it's those who don't crave power who would make the best use of it. On the other hand, such people could also sit on their hands and be completely useless.

Anyway, my point is, you'd be really good.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Become the first cool Lib Dem. One who chokeslams people.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

It's not like (most) people getting into politics do it out of a deep love of Robert's Rules of Order: it is out of a sense of giving a shit. You might be able to do something good, no?

 

[Dr Dave]

If you get a whip you should be Indy

He'll give the term "whip count" a whole new meaning.

 

[headvoid]

Do it Gagh.

You will regret not taking part at some point in your life.

Even if you end up snorting cocaine off a strippers tits, I believe you will have started out with good intentions.

 

[Yub]

Imagine a Britian with Gagh as PM. Go on, I DARE YOU.