I am such a dumbass

[Tisiphone]

And so is the expert gamesman who came over to help me. He said I didn't have a controller port.

WRONG

A WHILE FUCKING WEEK I COULD HAVE BEEN PLAYING WIND WAKER. I SUPPOSE MY HAPPINESS AT PLAYING A BRAND NEW ZELDA SHOULD SUSTAIN ME IN MY TIME OF PISSEDOFFEDNESS.

And it does. If y'all don't hear from me for a while, I'm sailing the seas.

 

[Mirah]

Tis Come Back To Us! I barely see you as it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XXOXOXO

 

[headvoid]

Were you sleeping with the expert gamesman?

He may have been distracted thinking about slipping his controller into a different port.

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't go towards the light!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sure we told you about the flaps...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

[wild guess] A-HA! How does your Wii stand? Upright, so that the disc slot is vertical, or on its side, where the disc slot is parallel to the floor?

If the latter, maybe we were confusing you by saying the port doors were "on top"... [/wild guess]

 

[Tisiphone]

I have it placed upright, and we thought we had flipped open all the panels. Alas, we did not.

I'm just glad I didn't have to buy another one. That dude at Gamestop must have been thinking what a fucking stupid girl. STUPID GAMER GIRLS WHO SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING I'M SORRY I'M BEHIND ON THIS SHIT BUT ME AND TECHNOLOGY DON'T MISS

I am glad that I finally got the game since I'm in sociopath mode and not really digging being around people right now, and this game is pure, mindless fun that helps me escape the voices for a while.

And I can't believe I'm writing that BUT I KNOW Y'ALL DON'T JUDGE ME.

Anywho, I'm ready to get the fuck off work. They're trying to kill me here today.

This has been Manic Tisi. Now back to your regularly scheduled spamming.