I am t3h stud muff1nz

[The Question]

Well, that's what I like to write on the walls of police station holding cells.

Or at least I guess I would if I ever find myself in a police station holding cell. Not sure what I'll write it with, though. Maybe FECES

Or maybe jail food. No, handling feces is less disgusting.

 

[jack]

I've never been in any kind of jail or holding cell.

I bet the strip search part is fun though. Do you suppose some guys spontaneously ejaculate when they get fisted during the search?