I Am Terrified That Summer Glau Will Sneak Up And Ride My Cock Without Permission

[The Question]

:scared:

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think deep down we all live with this fear. The only way I can make it through each day is to just push it to the back of my mind. The fact is, if it happens, there's nothing you can do about it anyway, so why not just get on with life and try not to worry about it?

 

[The Question]

It's terrifying. Worse even than the fear that Lena Headey will show up demanding cunnilingus.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And my fear that they'll invent a pill that lets me feel sexual feelings again!

 

[Cassie]

I'm afraid Summer Glau will sneak up and steal my dreams.

 

[FBI parte due]

She's an ally of the bees.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

What you need is to always carry with you the appropriate paperwork, and a notary. Once permission has been properly secured, you can rest easy...I mean, after the cock riding part. You'll probably be exhausted anyway. If you're lucky. And if Lena Headey's around. Then you'll be REALLY exhausted. And lucky.







What?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lena Headey is English so no oral I'm afraid.

 

[Cassie]

Pip Pip cheerio!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Something for The Saint.

http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbt.../Number/1056615969/an/0/page/0/gonew/1#UNREAD

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TODAY'S SUMMER GLAU POLE-RIDING THREAT LEVEL: ORANGE

 

[The Question]

It's happened, I'm afraid! I took a nap this afternoon and was dreaming of Bea Arthur when I awoke to find Summer Glau staring down at me and riding my erect cock -- WITHOUT ASKING FIRST!

To say the least, I was quite peeved, until Lena Headey showed up nude and brandishing a six pack of Harp in each hand, which only made it worse! Now they're keeping me prisoner and forcing me to write this message at breast-point. HELP!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll pray for you.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

To the gods of BOOBLY-OOBLY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH YOY KNOW IT

 

[The Question]

Aw, FACK! I was wrong! It isn't Summer Glau and Lena Headey! It's Sarah Connor and her pet robot BEEYATCH! (no wonder muh CAWK hoyts after she rode it!)

 

[CaptainWacky]

That is more likely.

 

[FBI parte due]

I saw a crazy chick a-running down the street
I said, a-whoo pretty baby, why the rigged beat?
She said, wow, what a square, don't you dig the scene?
Daddy Cool's playing his piano machine
Daddy who? Daddy Cool!
Daddy who? Daddy Cool!

[Chorus]
Daddy Cool, Daddy Cool (cool daddy, cool)
Daddy Cool, Daddy Cool (cool daddy, cool)
Daddy Cool, Daddy Coooool
Daddy Cool, Daddy Cool (ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha)

She led me by the hand (cool daddy, cool)
Down to the railroad track (cool daddy, cool)
There in a tin roof honky tonk
Cool Daddy shook the shack (ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha)

The joint was dim and dark (cool daddy, cool)
Except for one spotlight (cool daddy, cool)
A-shining on to frantic hands...
That rock like dynamite (ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha)

[Chorus]

(Rock Cool Daddy, honky tonkin' Daddy)
(Rock, rock, rock, rock)

The rhythm was so gone (cool daddy, cool)
I said, come on chick, dance (cool daddy, cool)
And as I held her in my arms...
I knew I found romance (ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha)

Then when they closed the club (cool daddy, cool)
I walked my baby home (cool daddy, cool)
But now I see her every night
'Cause she says I'm her own (ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha)

[Chorus]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Don't you crush my lilies!

 

[The Question]

dubble yoo tee eff