I am turning into a zombie

[CaptainWacky]

I've finally figured out what's happening to me. I am patient zero.

 

[Homo Erectus]

*bites wacky*

 

[Dr Dave]

Uh oh...

 

[Harkley]

 

[headvoid]

Can you do the walk and moan combination?

Could you pass yourself off for a Zombie in a crowd of other Zombies?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Ah, the final stage of the Belieber virus that's been sweeping North America and parts of Europe.

 

[whisky]

There was a stack of Justin Bieber dolls in tesco this dinner time.

I was overcome with the urge to hurl them to the ground and stamp on them.

But that would mean walking a lot futher to buy my SFX and energy drinks so thought better of it.

BTW avoid monster energy drinks, they taste like liquid cake.

 

[Loktar]

BTW avoid monster energy drinks, they taste like liquid cake.

I can confirm that. I went to a music festival where they gave out unlimited free samples of monster energy drinks. FYI, drinking alot of them also makes you pee alot.

 

[whisky]

Anyone who can make it through just one can is a bigger hero than Myleen Klaas's baby.

 

[CaptainWacky]

RRRRRRRRRRRRBITE

 

[Dr Dave]

Love Child used to drink monster energy drinks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ME DRINK LOVE CHIIIIIIIIIIILD