I am typing in the dark to save electricity

[whisky]

I once tried it without the pc on, but that saved too much electricty

 

[CaptainWacky]

What happens if you save too much electricity?

 

[whisky]

Armed men arrive from british gas and force you to turn on appliences around the house

 

[CaptainWacky]

Even MOTORISED SEXTOYS?

 

[Conchaga]

Those are gas powered.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NOT ALL!

 

[Conchaga]

Also, it helps to have a nifty, glowing keypad on your laptop. MAC iz teh shyz

 

[FBI parte due]

Sure if you like FLYING PIGS COMING OUT OF THJE SCREEN AT ALL TIMES OF THE NIGHT!!

 

[Conchaga]

They're not pigS!! they're little bores from the LOST island.

 

[FBI parte due]

Nothing I can say to that!

 

[Conchaga]

15:love

 

[Tisiphone]

Tennis?

 

[Conchaga]

Squash!?

 

[Tisiphone]

Water polo? Young, hunky men in speedos and all wet and muscular....

 

[Conchaga]

I like regular polo. LOTS of horse cock running around.

 

[Loktar]

Just say Neigh to cock.

 

[Conchaga]

Oh, I'm just horsing around.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate Muslims lol.

 

[Gagh]

OMFG GET YOUR TITSFANNYFLANGEHOTSWEATYBAPSOUTSWEATYCYBERSEXOMFGFEMALEINTHEMINEFIELD TISI!

 

[Conchaga]

you missed.