I Answer All Questions About Fuddlemiff

[The Tomtrek]

I KNOW ALL.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Is this all CoyoteUgly's fault?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Yes. Yes it is.

 

[FBI parte due]

WHat's his cup size?

 

[The Tomtrek]

34C

 

[Gagh]

Can he do the Macarena underwater wearing a Gordon the Gopher costume?

 

[The Tomtrek]

NO.

He can't do the bit where you jump and turn 90 degrees.

 

[Gagh]

I heard a rumour that he can, however, do the Lambada in an Ed the Duck costume whilst skydiving. Can you confirm this?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Yes he can.

I cried.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IS HE STRAIGHT/BISEXUAL, BISEXUAL/STRAIGHT, BISEXUAL, BISEXUAL/GAY, GAY/BISEXUAL OR HITLER LOL PERSONAL QUESTIOSN INTRUDING IN JOKEY THREAD

 

[The Tomtrek]

He is WHAT HE IS.

dunnnnnddaaaaduuunnnnnnaaaaaa

 

[Cassie]

Will he ever stop in the name of love?

 

[CaptainWacky]

xvbhjsdhf

 

[The Tomtrek]

Cassie: John will never stop. Not even before he breaks your heart.

Wacky: fgsasjajszxnn\sfg

 

[curiousa2z]

Oi! Wot's his favourite flavour of ice cream, then?

 

[headvoid]

Is it true he has slept with Harold Bishop?

 

[whisky]

2b or not 2b, that is the question, about pencils, which is his favourite?

 

[curiousa2z]

ohhh...we're asking the HARDBALL questions NOW!

 

[CaptainWacky]

BIGTIME

 

[The Tomtrek]

Oi! Wot's his favourite flavour of ice cream, then?

DEATH

Oi! Wot's his favourite flavour of ice cream, then?

There was no penetration.

2b or not 2b, that is the question, about pencils, which is his favourite?

HB.