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I believe I'm permabanned from SDN now... it took me less than an hour. Beat that!

TJHairball

I love this place
I went back there in response to Wong issuing a challenge to anybody with a "real science or engineering degree" to come disagree with him.

Here is the thread. I got banned about five minutes after posting what's now the initial post of that thread in another thread, apparently in order to prevent me from debunking Wong's subsequent lies about my education and alma mater, so I'm posting it here so y'all can at least have a look. Especially poor TK resident CaptainChewbacca, who seems like he got completely suckered by Wong. (Poor Chewie! Always check facts presented by honesty-deficient folks like Wong! Nub.)

Wong has claimed that a degree in physics from Appalachian involves a "core of six classes and 4-5 courses in a concentration, posting this edited version of the Appalachian Physics B.S.:
A. Physics (32 semester hours)
PHY 1103 _____ (4) General Physics I (ND)
PHY 1104 _____ (4) General Physics II (ND)
OR
PHY 1150 _____ (5) Analytical Physics I (ND)
PHY 1151 _____ (5) Analytical Physics II (ND)

PHY 2010 _____ (4) Intermediate Physics I
PHY 2020 _____ (4) Intermediate Physics II
PHY 2210 _____ (2) Physics Laboratory Techniques & Data Analysis (W)
PHY 3210 _____ (3) Modern Physics I
________________________________________________________

B. Mathematics (12 semester hours)
MAT 1110 _____ (4) Calculus with Analytic Geometry I (ND)
MAT 1120 _____ (4) Calculus with Analytic Geometry II (ND)
MAT 2130 _____ (4) Calculus with Analytic Geometry III (ND)
________________________________________________________

C. At least 18 semester hours in an emphasis area
Curiously, not one of Stardestroyer.net's mindless sheep has seen fit to actually looked at the checksheet he edited out significant portions of. Nor have they bothered to even read and find out that Appalachian isn't a "community college."

Like the part where the physics core includes 6-8 more hours (2-3) classes, or the actual concentration checksheets, which make it clear that actual concentrations at App are a minimum 6 courses, not "4-5."

Or the part where, after the 62 hours in classes relating to the major, an additional 60 hours of credit are required... only around 30 hours of which are accounted for by the general core. Meaning that regular Appalachian physics students regularly take between 60 and 90 hours related to their major field of study, and 75 is quite typical.

Or the part where a standard (normal) class is 3 credit hours and represents ~10 hours of work a week (sometimes the ratio between credits and work is higher the physics department), meaning that what he's representing as a 5 year-course units related to the physics program is in fact 10-15 year-course units related to the program. Whoo! How's that for a "Big Lie?"

In comparison, he has posted this schedule for the University of Waterloo physics program, and claimed that the coursework for an Appalachian degree "...wouldn't even get you through the second year of an equivalent program at another university..." citing the large number of courses.
Year One

Fall
CHEM 120/120L+ Physical and Chemical Properties of Matter/Laboratory
MATH 114 Linear Algebra for Science
MATH 127 Calculus 1 for the Sciences
PHYS 10 Physics Seminar
PHYS 121/131L Mechanics and Waves 1/Laboratory
One elective (0.5 unit)

Winter
CHEM 123/123L+ Chemical Reactions, Equilibria and Kinetics/Laboratory
MATH 128 Calculus 2 for the Sciences
PHYS 10 Physics Seminar
PHYS 122 Mechanics and Waves 2
PHYS 132L Mechanics, Waves and Measurement Laboratory
PHYS 139 Scientific Computer Programming
One elective (0.5 unit)

Year Two

Fall
MATH 227 Calculus 3 for Honours Physics
MATH 228 Differential Equations For Physics and Chemistry
PHYS 10 Physics Seminar
PHYS 232L Measurement Laboratory
PHYS 234 Quantum Physics 1
PHYS 252/252L Electricity and Magnetism/Laboratory
One elective (0.5 unit)

Winter
PHYS 10 Physics Seminar
PHYS 256/256L Geometrical and Physical Optics/Laboratory
PHYS 258 Thermal Physics
PHYS 263 Classical Mechanics and Special Relativity
Two electives (1.0 unit)

Year Three

Fall
PHYS 10 Physics Seminar
PHYS 334 Quantum Physics 2
PHYS 360A Modern Physics Laboratory 1
PHYS 363 Intermediate Classical Mechanics
PHYS 364 Mathematical Physics 1
One elective (0.5 unit)
One elective 300 or 400-level Physics lab (0.25 unit)*

Winter
PHYS 10 Physics Seminar
PHYS 335 Condensed Matter Physics
PHYS 359 Statistical Mechanics
PHYS 365 Mathematical Physics 2
One elective (0.5 unit)
One elective 300 or 400-level Physics lab (0.25 unit)*

Year Four
Students entering Year Four should normally take a total of 5.0 lecture units, which must include the following: PHYS 10, PHYS 434, PHYS 441A, PHYS 441B plus an additional 1.0 unit of Physics electives. PHYS 437A and PHYS 454 are strongly recommended for students intending to do graduate work. For those planning to do graduate work in Theoretical Physics, PHYS 444, and PHYS 475 are also recommended.
Reviewing this schedule, Appalachian's standard mathematical physics program would definitely get you through the first two years of this program even if you took minimal numbers of courses. The course breakup is different, of course; Appalachian likes to combine its lower level courses, which makes it difficult for freshmen to get AP physics credit in (because the intro course corresponds to AP Physics B and AP Physics C in terms of lecture material, and then has a lab tacked on.)

Heck, even being generous to Waterloo, most of the third year material is also covered at App, and there are a few things I recall covering that I can't figure out when they would have put it in before then. Of course, most of those were elective, like the course I took in differential geometry (and how are you going to talk much about general relativity without taking diff geo?)

(And Waterloo is supposed to be the #1 or #2 school in Canada for that kind of thing? Of course, since MIT only actually requires 13 "courses" it wouldn't make a good example for counting courses, even if it is rated higher. I guess MIT isn't such a good school, huh?)

He also chooses to completely ignore the firmest and most final measure of a bachelor physics program's effectiveness:

Rate of successful graduate study.

Currently, about 5000 Americans graduate with physics bachelor's graduate each year, and about 500 graduate with physics Ph. Ds. 2,000 people get master's degrees in physics in America every year (including the ones that just came over here to get 'em. Sorry, no breakup by citizenship for master's degrees.)

Of Appalachian's physics graduates, 10% have gone on to successfully complete Ph. Ds and 50% have gone on to successfully complete master's degrees. The deviation from average bachelor's behavior can be explained perfectly by the fact that ~10% of the departments graduates included in those statistics are graduating from a terminal master's program - most of those too recently to have had a chance to earn a Ph. D.

Whaddaya know. It's like... a normal physics program with average results! Not a top school in physics, but I never claimed that.

A "community college program," as the SDN-sheep are claiming? Bullshit. Inferior - with, mind, equally serious programs in mathematics and philosophy - to Wong's singular bachelor-level engineering degree? Bullshit, even leaving alone my assorted honors and accolades.

Good for a laugh when you realize just how much emotional investment Wong has in his engineering degree? Depends on your sense of humor.

Did I let myself get trolled but good? I'll grant that.
 
Being banned in quick time does not mean you have trolled a community. Luci does that. He's so bad, they shitcan him in quick time.

Whilst you are clearly a considerable cut above his level, you could have at least made Wong dance a little longer than less than an hour.

Luci could beat the challenge you've made here by simply being himself. I could go and spam like fuck and be banned in twenty minutes.

Having said that, it was pretty good ;)
 
ChrisG76 said:
Being banned in quick time does not mean you have trolled a community. Luci does that. He's so bad, they shitcan him in quick time.

Whilst you are clearly a considerable cut above his level, you could have at least made Wong dance a little longer than less than an hour.
Ya. I make a horrible troll. It's the overacting, I think.
 
missmanners said:
Darth Wrong is like a shrieking little girl.

;)
mm

Obviously. He has huge self-esteem issues too. Otherwise, why spend large amounts of money to build a community when:

A) You will not let that community express an opinion directly in contravention to your own.

B) Publicly castigate & exclude any individuals who do express an opinion directly in contravention to your own.

C) Falsify, bend & warp evidence in your replies to individuals, in an attempt to force your opinions & beliefs upon that community, and belittle anyone else who disgarees with your views.

The Nazi's used to do things like this. You mark my words. Wong could be the start of a new Fourth Reich consisting solely of 'net-enabled insecure North American-Asians with severe self-esteem issues.

Sieg Heil, Padawan!
 
How is it you claim you got banned in an hour, when you've been there 3 1/2 years, and are still, in fact, not banned? You made one post in that thread, and never went back. That's fail trolling.
 
Getting banned in less than an hour is no problem, but it is not what true trolling is all about. True trolling is inflicting as much mental punishment on your victims as possible while not getting banned. Just imagine what a torture it is having to put up with what your shit for months and leaving lifelong scars on them.
 
CaptainChewbaca said:
How is it you claim you got banned in an hour, when you've been there 3 1/2 years, and are still, in fact, not banned?
Nope, I was definitely banned after making that post, else I would have replied there. I got a banned message on attempting to login. Got the banned message and everything using different IPs, so it was definitely the useraccount.

Given that I hadn't logged in for two years, I think it's pretty fair to say that I was banned for posting that post rather than it being a coincidence.

So how is it that you bought Wong's bullshit without even attempting to verify the most basic facts?
 
I crunched the numbers. It takes phasers tens of seconds to tunnel through planetary crust into the upper mantle in Next Generation.

Star Destroyers do it in one shot. Heck, the sheer numerical disparity alone between Starfleet and the Galactic Empire means that the Federation would be facing upwards of 100:1 odds in capital ships. I don't care how fast you are, 100:1 isn't odds you can win when you're fighting a ship that can convert a planet to glass in about 30 minutes.

As for your personal education saga, I don't really care. Plenty of stupid people graduate college.
 
CaptainChewbaca said:
I crunched the numbers. It takes phasers tens of seconds to tunnel through planetary crust into the upper mantle in Next Generation.

Star Destroyers do it in one shot. Heck, the sheer numerical disparity alone between Starfleet and the Galactic Empire means that the Federation would be facing upwards of 100:1 odds in capital ships. I don't care how fast you are, 100:1 isn't odds you can win when you're fighting a ship that can convert a planet to glass in about 30 minutes.
Oh, you also bought the "let's look at the absolute highest interpretation of the highest firepower example and ignore all the other evidence" bullshit too? I was just talking about the bullshit about education.
As for your personal education saga, I don't really care. Plenty of stupid people graduate college.
And for all I know about you, you're one of 'em.
 
Uhm. IT'S NOT REAL. THE PHYSICS OF IT ARE MADE UP. IT DOESN'T MATTER. ACADEMIC QUALIFICATIONS WILL NOT HELP YOU TO PROVE A POINT THAT IS POINTLESS - AND BASED WHOLLY IN FICTION.

Phasers: Not real
Next Generation: Fictional
Star Destroyers: Not real
Starfleet: Fictional
The Galactic Empire: Not Real
Capital Ships: Fictional

IT DOESN'T MATTER. If George Lucas thinks "I'll create ship in my mind that is more powerful than any ship in Star Trek", he will have done so BECAUSE IT IS HIS IMAGINATION, AND NOT REAL.

Sadly, for both of you, my mind has just created the U.S.S. Butt-Fuck. It's 9 Billion miles long, and it's armaments are more powerful than all the ships in the Star Trek or Star Wars universes COMBINED.

Alas, IN MY MIND, the maths (which don't exist) have just vapourised an entire planet in a nano-second, thereby PROVING MY BALLS ARE BIGGER THAN YOURS.

Thank you, and good night.
 
ChrisG76 said:
Uhm. IT'S NOT REAL. THE PHYSICS OF IT ARE MADE UP. IT DOESN'T MATTER. ACADEMIC QUALIFICATIONS WILL NOT HELP YOU TO PROVE A POINT THAT IS POINTLESS - AND BASED WHOLLY IN FICTION.
This almost matches my original point in flaunting my vastly-superior-to-Wong's education. So close. I used fewer capital letters and much longer words, though.
 
I like to resort to base elements such as posting in all caps ;)

Chewie's post there is one of the most anoraked posts I've seen. I know they thrive on crap like that over there, but after reading a couple of lines, I'm asleep.

I like both licences. Star Wars is stronger IMHO, but I don't feel the need to debate it to the point of making up physics to prove points that have no point.
 
Hm. The thread I mentioned earlier is now locked. He locked it saying that if I (or any of "my supporters") else wanted to discuss it further, I could start a new thread. Leaving aside, of course, the fact that he already banned me to prevent me from saying anything on the topic in the first place, which pretty much everybody has to know by this point.

Does anyone believe his bullshit at this point? I'm honestly curious. If you're reading this post and do, register an account and say so.
 
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