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I burnt my hands... on Wacky's muffins.

Its only very teniously about lost, and if wacky hasnt read spoilers he wont know anyway
 
Its the first scene in season 3, someone burning their muffins

You really should torrent, its better than waiting 6 months for channel 4, and you dont get the twat twins from 118
 
It wasn't merely the act of muffins being burnt that deserved immortalising in the MF, it was the words "I burnt myself.. on my muffins"(lol, boobs, of course), uttered by some completely random woman who had nothing to do with what the fuck happened to Locke and Desmond!

Will the significance of the Muffins become clear later in the season, or will we have to wait even longer for a sufficient explanation? Why were the Muffins burnt? Who were the Muffins for? What part do the Muffins play in the plans of the D.H.A.R.M.A Initiative? WHO are the Muffins working for? Are they the good guys, or the bad guys? Can the Muffins cure Jack's shitty acting?
 
Wasn't there an episode where Hurley found some muffins in the woods and said "dude, there's muffins in the woods!" then ate them?
 
There was also the episode where Sawyer hid the muffins and everyone hated him for it, except Kate, who pounced on him and used one hand to unbuckle his cowboy belt while the other rooted around for the missing muffins. Meanwhile, Jin babbled incoherently "giwaowoallowls!" before finally condensing his ramblings into one almost English word; "mufwins!" Finally, Michael understood "MUFFINS! MY MUFFINS! WHERE ARE MY MUFFINS?! THEY TOOK MY MUFFINS!" Jack rolled his head around, apparently trying to demonstrate grief of somekind. Later, Kate turned up with the muffins in hand. All was well.
 
Later Charlie stuffed the muffins up his arse to smuggle them, and then said, "look, I am muffin the mule!"
 
Unfortunately, nobody knew he was refering to British children's television history, and instead thought he was back on the crack, promptly landing him in the hatch's vault.
 
And Eko said "I shall pray for you Charlie, but first I must hit you repeatedly with my jesus stick"
 
And Charlie bent over and said "In the name of the Lord do what you must." Then Hurley came around the corner with a giant tub of ranch dressing and sat on a rock to watch.
 
So the island isn't a Gigantic Muffin designed to research the effect of Gigantic Muffins on polar bears and sharks?
 
Ugh. I only just got Rich's Muffin the Mule joke. What can I say, I don't watch many detective dramas or even Airport.
 
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