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I can kind of swim now

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
Hotel has a salt water pool, I am so buoyant here I can take my legs up and not sink.

I have also been taking my shirt off because, fuck it, why should I care what people think of me?

Shoulders sunburnt real bad, should have thought it through.
 
whisky said:
Hotel has a salt water pool, I am so buoyant here I can take my legs up and not sink.

I have also been taking my shirt off because, fuck it, why should I care what people think of me?

Shoulders sunburnt real bad, should have thought it through.
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Next time leave your shirt on and take your trunks off and even out your tan :sneaky:
 
I love being in the water
 
Congrats on your newfound buoyancy!

I miss swimming. Swimming is an outside thing.

I miss outside.
 
Swimming in bathtub warm salt water is one thing I miss about Hawai'i.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Congrats on your newfound buoyancy!

I miss swimming. Swimming is an outside thing.

I miss outside.
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I miss swimming also. All my friends want to do nowadays is road trips involving toys and smoking cigars.
 
Sex toys?
 
They could be sex toys if you use your imagination.
 
CaptainWacky said:
They could be sex toys if you use your imagination.
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My Supergirl figures have flown into ass-turd-roids more times than I can imagine.
 
That's the spirit!
 
I haven't tried, but I would like to jet ski some day.
 
So on the flight back during landing the captain told everyone to turn their phones off completely.

We kept getting lower and lower and still no ground, and then as we broke throw the rain was torrential, we landed and it felt like we weren't slowing down, with all the rain on the runway, when we finally stopped I could see all he red lights at the end of the runway, there wasn't much more to spare
 
That's the flooding beginning.
 
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