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I can prove conclusively that Obama is worse than Bush...

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
...far, far worse.

Even though Bush was in office for eight full years, a Google search for "Bush fucks up" netted only 176,000 hits. Conversely Obama hasn't even been in office a couple weeks and a search for "Obama fucks up" pulls an astounding 676,000 hits.

Clearly Obama is less competent than Bush. It's science!
 
"Volpone gay anal" gets 500 hits, while "gonad gay anal" gets 33,400. "Volpone Gonad anal love" gets 13 hits. This is kind of fun, like MASH-ups.
 
...far, far worse.

Even though Bush was in office for eight full years, a Google search for "Bush fucks up" netted only 176,000 hits. Conversely Obama hasn't even been in office a couple weeks and a search for "Obama fucks up" pulls an astounding 676,000 hits.

Clearly Obama is less competent than Bush. It's science!

Of course Bush got less hits.

That's because calling shitting on the constitution, destroying the US economy, and creating unprecedented poverty and unemployment a 'fuck up' is a bit mild.
 
Woah. Apparently my scientific method was a bit lacking. Gonad reminded me about GoogleFight.com. In that you can pit two searches against each other. There I looked for "Bush fuckups" -vs- "Obama fuckups" and Bush had around 150k more hits. So it would appear Obama isn't that much more of a fuckup than Bush.

Interestingly enough, when I plugged "Obama" into Googleism.com I got:
Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about obama yet.
I think a lot of us feel that way, Googlism. I think a lot of us feel that way.
 
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