I can

[Mirah]

make myself cry at the drop of a hat

 

[Mirah]

I could make you cry in 10 seconds

 

[Mirah]

I could turn you on in 9 seconds or less

 

[Mirah]

How long does it take you to drop a hat?

 

[Mirah]

How hard do you want to cry?

 

[Mirah]

How hard do you want me to cry?

 

[Mirah]

I can make you laugh.

 

[Mirah]

I can make you pee your pants.

 

[starguard]

Can you show us your tits?

 

[Mirah]

Can you show us your tits?

Yes. I can. But apparently you ask the wrong questions.

 

[Mirah]

I can show you my tits.

 

[Mirah]

I can bend over backwards.

 

[Mirah]

I can be as stern as the howard.

 

[Mirah]

stiff as the board.

 

[Mirah]

soft as the sea

 

[Mirah]

wet as the rain

 

[Mirah]

flower like the child

 

[Mirah]

run with the wind

 

[Mirah]

fingers in my hair

 

[Mirah]

pulling back my head