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I can't believe I missed Hitler's birthday

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Catch you next year, bro.
 
And it's the anniversary of The Columbine Massacre.
 
And George Takei's birthday!
 
OH MAI GEE
 
well this is a MF faux pas!!
awkward.
I hope we don't lose status now.
 
Also Robert Smith of The Cure's birthday.

Also, people are always hung over/still half-baked from 4/20 every year, so it's a miracle anyone remembers which shoe goes on which foot on this day. BOOSH!
 
omg i smoked so many drugz yesterday that i forgot to smoke drugs then i thought "hang on why didn't i smoke drugz is it because i smoke drugz but if i DID smoke drugs that means I DIN'T forgot that i smoked drugs" so it was a paradox and only the drugz made me aware of it
 
...said every Pink Floyd fan ever.
 
It's really hard to drink so much alcohol that you forget to drink alcohol.
 
Hikaru Sulu's birthday too!
 
I'm terrible at remembering the dates of peoples birthdays.
 
Today is yours!
 
You're a bit off on that, BY CORK!
 
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WHY CAN'T I BE HITLER?

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Then who would Hitler be?
 
There'a always an opening with the Andrews Sisters or the Mills Brothers.

OR THE MODERNAIRES!
 
Is it time to bring Hitler back as a robot?
 
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