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I can't believe I'm saying this.
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Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
I'm curious as to how C4 are today condensing Smallville to 25 minutes(that's including advert breaks). My TV listings guide says it starts at 2:50 and finishes at 3:15.
What, is this an episode full of violence and sex and muffin burnings that they've been forced to cut out?
What, is this an episode full of violence and sex and muffin burnings that they've been forced to cut out?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Chloe has been hot since season three.
Lois, yes, I can recognise that she has a technically hot as fuck body but she doesnt' really do it for me most of the time. But that's my fault, not hers.
Lana has a very nice face but she's a horrible unsympathetic character and Kreuk can't act AT ALL so it's hard to like her.
Lois, yes, I can recognise that she has a technically hot as fuck body but she doesnt' really do it for me most of the time. But that's my fault, not hers.
Lana has a very nice face but she's a horrible unsympathetic character and Kreuk can't act AT ALL so it's hard to like her.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Kreuk always does that weird smile and bulgy eye thing whatever emotion she is supposed to be conveying, be it happyness or confusion or anger.
Dear God today's ep had me in stitches. Playing out with Simple Plan's How could this happen to me? They hit a new low in lame songness.
Oh and I've never found Chloe attractive, she's annoying and small and annoying.
Dear God today's ep had me in stitches. Playing out with Simple Plan's How could this happen to me? They hit a new low in lame songness.
Oh and I've never found Chloe attractive, she's annoying and small and annoying.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Which ep was it and did it fit into 25 minutes?
AND YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT CHLOE. Her tits aren't small. Or her arms.
AND YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT CHLOE. Her tits aren't small. Or her arms.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
I just meant she's small in height and annoys me and therefore DOES have small tit and armage!!
I'll do my best to describe the episode without it sounding like every other smallville ever. Lois got drunk with some 25 year old high school students, one of them ended up getting paralysed. Later it became clear that this was due to a smallville high student with meteor powers. Lois was abducted by the superfreak and trapped in a storm drain or something, then Clark saved her but she didn't remember because she was unconscious. Johnathan told Clark how he had integrity beyond his years and that he was proud of him, then the crappiest, cringiest music possible was played over the end.
Oh and at some point Lex pulled some strings and dug up some info on Jane Seymour and Lana had an argument with Jason instead of just tearing his clothes off and raping him(he could leave his hat on), like any sane person would.
I'll do my best to describe the episode without it sounding like every other smallville ever. Lois got drunk with some 25 year old high school students, one of them ended up getting paralysed. Later it became clear that this was due to a smallville high student with meteor powers. Lois was abducted by the superfreak and trapped in a storm drain or something, then Clark saved her but she didn't remember because she was unconscious. Johnathan told Clark how he had integrity beyond his years and that he was proud of him, then the crappiest, cringiest music possible was played over the end.
Oh and at some point Lex pulled some strings and dug up some info on Jane Seymour and Lana had an argument with Jason instead of just tearing his clothes off and raping him(he could leave his hat on), like any sane person would.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
So 4 are still showing season 4? They've shown 5 on E4. I do vaguely remember that episode but not any particular reason why it would be only 25 minutes. Wasn't there a bit where Lois was in pajamas? MAYBE THAT WAS IT.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Oh, my TV listings was wrong(damn you, Radio Times!). They were obviously too busy plugging Robin Hood to bother getting the times of programs correct.
It was still less than 45 minutes long(including the ads), but they still showed Lois in pajamas and a guy using the phrase "asswipe"(although later on he used the word "heck", apparently feeling remorseful for his terrible fucking bad language).
It was a crap episode really, but next week Lana's a witch again, which I'm guessing will be far worse.
It was still less than 45 minutes long(including the ads), but they still showed Lois in pajamas and a guy using the phrase "asswipe"(although later on he used the word "heck", apparently feeling remorseful for his terrible fucking bad language).
It was a crap episode really, but next week Lana's a witch again, which I'm guessing will be far worse.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
If it's the one where they go to China then you have many Crouching Tiger rip-off scenes too look forward to, but I do remember a bit where Lana's in a vest and all sweaty so it's not all bad.
And yes, it is strange that I can remember what the female characters are wearing in each episode.
And yes, it is strange that I can remember what the female characters are wearing in each episode.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
It is, although it's not like you have to waste many brain cells remembering what the blokes were wearing in each episode.
Clark = checkered red lumberjack shirt with blue coat, no matter what the weather might be.
Jason = too much. (blue shirt, grey jacket)
Lex = a shirt of some description, minimalist hairstyle.
Johnathan = same as Clark minus coat.
FreakoftheWeek = Only one change of clothes for episode, removal of which needed in order to use powers(revealing washboard stomach).
Lionel = Orange jumpsuit/Suit & tie.
Clark = checkered red lumberjack shirt with blue coat, no matter what the weather might be.
Jason = too much. (blue shirt, grey jacket)
Lex = a shirt of some description, minimalist hairstyle.
Johnathan = same as Clark minus coat.
FreakoftheWeek = Only one change of clothes for episode, removal of which needed in order to use powers(revealing washboard stomach).
Lionel = Orange jumpsuit/Suit & tie.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
That's true. It's like The Simpsons.
Conchaga's Dual
fapfapfap
You're all gonna yell at me for this but I don't watch smallville.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Smallville is the worst good show I watch.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Really? Neighbours is the worst good show I watch.
I don't consider Smallville good anyway. I don't even know why i watch it, I don't like a single character.
I don't consider Smallville good anyway. I don't even know why i watch it, I don't like a single character.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Tom Welling's lips.
Nuff said.
Nuff said.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Neighbours is so bad it's good. Smallville is so bad it's bad. BUT SOMETIMES GOOD.