I can't identify with anything

[CaptainWacky]

ARGH

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm a square peg in a round hole. (I can't get laid)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't identify with that.

 

[Dr Dave]

There must be something you can identify with!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Identify on the dolly where Cosmic Average had his thumb for an uncomfortably long time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've never even been molested.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's a good thing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

it would be something interesting, at least

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If you hand-picked the perv and invited him over maybe. And then hid a camera in he closet and taped it and after doing it for months calling the cops on him and sending him to ass-raping prison and then continuing to wank over the videos maybe.

Or maybe you could just put up new drapes in the living room. A nice colorful print perhaps.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MAYBE I COUDL

 

[The Dork Lord]

I can't identify with Wacky's alienation

No wait: yes i can

 

[CaptainWacky]

llllidkag

 

[Gagh]

Would you identify yourself, if you magically turned into Portman?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No. I'd live her life.

 

[Gagh]

I wouldn't. I ask to be in Neighbours as GHOST OF MADGE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd rather play Summer Hoyland's padded bra WTF.

 

[Gagh]

Isn't that part a bit material, though?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's just a bit part, OR SHOULD I SAY A TIT PART