I can't remember anything about Lost

[CaptainWacky]

WHY is it only on for 5 minutes each year? How are we supposed to remember what's happened by the time next year comes around? Locke...did something...with a donkey...and Sawyer had his shirt off...and Juliet was drinking rum...and Hurley was weird...and...stuff...?

JUST FILM ALL THE REMAINING EPISODES NOW AND AIR THEM ONE AFTER THE OTHER ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think Daniel Dae Kim was in a few episodes?

 

[Cassie]

IKR? I'm having the same problem with BSG, but you don't have to remember as much stuff in BSG.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Kate is hot and will probably have another shirtless scene next season (BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS DOES)
Alex was hot but is DEAD DEAD MY SWEET ALEX.
Claire is hot but might not even be in this season!!!
Juliet has what are technically called "slammin' titties".


THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW


~~~~~~~~~~~~~PEACE~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHO WAS ABADDON?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Sawyer is overrated.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Step off!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

ZOMG! SEINFELD FLASHBACK CIRCA 1997 DAN CORTESE ROFL

 

[CaptainWacky]

Son of a bitch!

 

[Cassie]

Sawyer will stagger out of the surf shirtless once per episode, OR ELSE!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And Jack will need to take off his shirt in reasons unrelated to the plot.

 

[Tisiphone]

Sawyer is tied up in my shed. Naked......sweating.......................

I'll hose him off here shortly.

 

[Cassie]

Jack will have one emo scene per episode, cause it's in his contract.

 

[whisky]

I think Hurley gets paid by the dude

 

[CaptainWacky]

A WHOLE EPISODE DEDICATED TO JACK'S TATTOOS!

 

[Tisiphone]

Hurley will begin hurling and turn into a svelte stud.

 

[Cassie]

Sawyer will run out of nicknames after going on a nicknaming spree. He's never the same. (still hot, though)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Son of a bitch!

 

[whisky]

Random obscure family connection alert!

You're not my cousin!

yes I am!!

Dum, dum, dum dum dum, diddy dum dum

No wait, tahts eastenders

 

[Lo Boob Oscillator]

Just remember that it's ripped off from The Tempest.